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Don’t talk to me if you like salad cream.
Got one hell of a bruise on my elbow at work this weekend, the picture really doesn’t do it justice.

Didn’t even injure myself in a workplace accident, I was having a tantrum over broken equipment and threw it on the floor but it bounced up and hit me straight on the elbow.
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Oh I know the ‘Thanks’ from Wonder Picks are about to be popping.
April 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The WiFi at my work is incredibly fast. Look how quickly I can download a mobile app.
February 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Banana
February 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s the people’s Princess and the peoples leech.
January 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A shiny new like on your reply if you can guess what this puzzle is going to be.
December 31, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Fun times
December 28, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Had some great finds in the charity shop today.
December 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
The gods fear my Balatro two pair.
December 13, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I made my first purchase for the new place.
December 8, 2024 at 10:17 AM
December 2, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Overwatch
November 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
It needed to be done.
November 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
A small child decides to sit next to me & make friends with me on the bus this morning. He asked me to play the bus game on my phone. Sorry Connor, but I only have Pokémon Go, Pokémon Sleep, and Pokémon TCG. The pickings are slim but they are committed.

Pulled this bad boy in front of him though.
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Wonder pick always gives me the good shit.
November 19, 2024 at 6:48 AM
I GOT THE CARD I NEEDED!
November 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Only need one more card to unlock Mew in TCG Pocket.
November 16, 2024 at 6:24 PM
November 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Tried to quickly draw a ghost for my niece but it looked like it was orgasming instead of wailing so I tried to give it cute arms but they came out looking like tits. 😭😭
October 20, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Guys, I think my egg might be ready to hatch in Pokémon Go soon!
September 16, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Got asked to come into work to to clean out some pits. Sure thing, but I’m putting a big ol’ dick on the wall.
September 14, 2024 at 10:39 AM