sturmhauke
@sturmhauke.bsky.social
itinerant hacker and incorrigible smartass
This is like Charlie Brown trusting that Lucy won't swipe the football this time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is like Charlie Brown trusting that Lucy won't swipe the football this time.
I've folded laundry slower than you folded on the Senate floor. You're a spineless, servile shitsack. Shut the fuck up and put yourself out to pasture.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I've folded laundry slower than you folded on the Senate floor. You're a spineless, servile shitsack. Shut the fuck up and put yourself out to pasture.
White nationalist and hardline 2nd Amendment supporter Charlie Kirk was sacrificed on the altar of his own rhetoric today during an event at Utah Valley University. He was assassinated immediately after suggesting that transgender people were responsible for mass shootings.
September 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
White nationalist and hardline 2nd Amendment supporter Charlie Kirk was sacrificed on the altar of his own rhetoric today during an event at Utah Valley University. He was assassinated immediately after suggesting that transgender people were responsible for mass shootings.
He was sacrificed on the altar he helped build.
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He was sacrificed on the altar he helped build.
The headline should be "Schumer finally fucking does something substantive in the Senate".
September 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The headline should be "Schumer finally fucking does something substantive in the Senate".
I will not censor words like "fuck", for the daily obscenities gurgling from the human sewer pipes that comprise this administration are orders of magnitude more grotesque.
September 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I will not censor words like "fuck", for the daily obscenities gurgling from the human sewer pipes that comprise this administration are orders of magnitude more grotesque.
Last I checked, boiling was a form of cooking.
September 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Last I checked, boiling was a form of cooking.
Cultists are generally incapable of admitting they've been played until it completely destroys their lives. Sometimes not even then.
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Cultists are generally incapable of admitting they've been played until it completely destroys their lives. Sometimes not even then.
I knew she wrote vapid books praising selfishness, but it seems she was also a full-blown cult leader.
August 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I knew she wrote vapid books praising selfishness, but it seems she was also a full-blown cult leader.
Being on X is putting money in K-hole Hitler's pocket.
August 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Being on X is putting money in K-hole Hitler's pocket.
Hitler Youth Barbie is starting to age out of her role. She better find a new way to kiss fascist ass. Or better yet, she could just shut the fuck up.
August 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hitler Youth Barbie is starting to age out of her role. She better find a new way to kiss fascist ass. Or better yet, she could just shut the fuck up.
I'm all about appropriate swearing. Also fucking inappropriate goddamn swearing, fuck yeah!
August 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm all about appropriate swearing. Also fucking inappropriate goddamn swearing, fuck yeah!
You're welcome. Feel free to add suggestions, I'll look them over and add them.
August 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You're welcome. Feel free to add suggestions, I'll look them over and add them.
This goes beyond careless stupidity. Trump is not in control, he's just a puppet. We can debate who is holding the strings, but left to his own devices I doubt he could be bothered to care about some satellites one way or the other.
August 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This goes beyond careless stupidity. Trump is not in control, he's just a puppet. We can debate who is holding the strings, but left to his own devices I doubt he could be bothered to care about some satellites one way or the other.
"Kakistocracy" literally means "rule by the worst people," but I like to think it means "rule by shitheads." The root word "kakos" (bad) may be etymologically related to "kakka" (crap), so it's not really a stretch.
August 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Kakistocracy" literally means "rule by the worst people," but I like to think it means "rule by shitheads." The root word "kakos" (bad) may be etymologically related to "kakka" (crap), so it's not really a stretch.
I see you've found my ex's home territory.
July 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I see you've found my ex's home territory.
She used to look like a normal crazy person. Now she looks like a possessed Barbie doll.
July 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
She used to look like a normal crazy person. Now she looks like a possessed Barbie doll.