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Daryl Sturgis
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Measles-Wildfires-World War 3!
Measles-Wildfires-World War 3!
Measles-Wildfires-World War 3!
March 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm going to leave this right here.
February 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is who we could've had during a national crisis but instead y'all picked an 80 year old Oompa Loompa orange buffoon and a guy who was on 4 seasons of MTV Road Rules.
January 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you find yourself defending a Nazi salute during the same week you attack a minister for quoting the teachings of Jesus Christ to Donald Trump, you may not be one of the good guys.
January 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Me looking at all the MAGAs on Medicare/ Medicaid having a meltdown on Twitter when they found out their orange god just ended Biden's lower drug cost executive order. Still waiting on eggs prices to drop.
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Fannie Lou Hamer looking at Nelly after he responded to why he was kooning, er, performing at the inauguration.

"He's the president. He won." The people who supported Jim Crow segregation for 90 years also won their elections. Would you perform for them, Nelly? Snoop?
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Since the election, the price of eggs has doubled, but MAGA and the Legacy Press has been awfully quite about it.
January 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Let the church say, Amen
January 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Working class and white voters will never abandon the GOP as long as it keeps the bigotry flowing. They'll vote themselves into unimaginable poverty because the "Democrat Party" helps Black Folk.
January 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Duke energy, looking at me, turning up my thermostat.
January 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just renewed my DL and the expiration date is 2033. I'm having trouble wrapping my head around that number.
January 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wars are never over in a week. Russian thought that and are still fighting Ukraine 2 years later. Dubya claimed the invasion of Iraq would last a month and it outlasted his presidency. This mooks have played too much Call of Duty if they think Canada will just fold.
January 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey, Google A.I. Create a social media post that perfectly describes the United States into 2025.
January 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Is the homeland he's defending The Shire?
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Merry Christmas, My Pretties. It's been a tough year. Filled with highs and lows, but remember I have each and every one of you in my thoughts and meditation.
December 25, 2024 at 1:13 AM
There's a great line from House of Cards:

"Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after 10 years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I can not respect some who doesn't see the difference."
December 20, 2024 at 11:04 PM
December 19, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Nah. It's shows very clearly that the more allegations of drinking and abusing women come out, Hegseth becomes more popular with Republicans.
December 14, 2024 at 4:56 PM
You mean to tell me Byron Donald's did all that Shuckin' & Jivin' and didn't even get to lead a committee.
December 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
The woman who owns Publix is a huge conspiracy nut and has funded both J6 and Trump. Scratch them.
December 14, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Trump is great getting himself elected but terrible for Republicans. While my state, NC, voted for Trump, the GOP was crushed on a state level. Dems won 6 of 10 state offices and broke the GOP super-majority in the state house. People, for some bizarre reason like Trump, the GOP not so much.
December 14, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Josh: We have something for our special visitors. Would you like to have it?

Pete: Sure.Thanks a lot.

Josh: You ever been in a senator's office before?

Pete: No, sir.

Josh: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
December 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Now, you know I did not need to have my old, fat ass up on that ATV. Keith was zooming like a pro. I was afraid to break a hip. The tour guide told us that a woman lost consciousness while riding one last Sunday and crashed. She's still in the hospital.
December 4, 2024 at 7:12 PM
My current situation. #Curaçao
December 2, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Curaçao here I come.
December 1, 2024 at 3:41 PM