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Stupid Twink
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The dumbest twink on earth

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new comic up on patreon and kofi!
an advertisement for my support sites
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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FOUR PANEL COMIC WHERE IM AT A LIQUOR STORE FUMBLING TO ORDER GUY WALKS UP AND HES LIKE “HEY GIRL WATCHA DOIN TONIGHT” I THINK “FUCK HE’S HITTING ON ME GOTTA LIE” I SAY TO HIM “IM GETTING AN ABORTION” INSTANTLY HE SAYS “CAN I COME” I GIVE HIM THE DEATH GLARE AND THATS THE END
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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cradle
a figure lies on the ground. “my baby” is scrawled on a wall above them
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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the mortifying ordeal of living with your parents
a four panel comic of a girl singing cameron winter’s “drinking age” in her room in the fourth panel shes interrupted by her mother entering. she says “hey brie can you romanticize your melancholic solitude a little quieter”
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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a guy holds out his phone and says “i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog” another guy looks concerned and says: “don't they send 17 trillion dollars to israel every year”
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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a two panel comic a guy asks me (i’m donned in halloween garb) “why’s halloween your fav?” i respond “drinking” but secretly im thinking “I LOVE EMO SHIT”
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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new 3 page bitch and susie up on patreon!!! only a dollar :)

patreon.com/stupidtwink
a drawing of susie the rabbit
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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two guys are at a party drinking brews one notices a baby and says “yo is that a baby” the baby says “goo goo gah gah like lowkey” the guy says “wtf you can’t be saying shit like that”
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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a three panel comic of god and jesus. god points to a disheveled man and says “check it out, i made a sentient animal that doesn’t want to live” jesus says “why’d you do that” god makes a face that portrays a general nonplussedness
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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susie’s dad sits on a couch across from our characters, bitch the dog and susie the rabbit. the father asks: what are your intentions with my daughter? bitch replies “to suck her penis and never die sir” he says “what” bitch says “it’s controversial but i intend for us to live forever! science is pretty much there atp” “oh and the penis thing. other than that i’m free tho why”
October 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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a grim reaper being like PLEASE BE FUCKING SCARED
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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two guys on a couch left guy: lowkey i’m like if nothing was a guy right guy: type shit
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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a man in a trench coat walks into a door with a blaring sign in lights above that says “Dog Fights!” (PS secret) the man goes up to the counter and says “fifty bucks on the Rottweiler” the shady man at the bar replies “no bets. we dog fight for the love of the sport.” we cut to the two men watching dogs with boxing gloves dance around a ring.
October 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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an image of me defending adachi from persona and saying “She's just a Kid!!!” a caption shows that he’s a 27 yearold man
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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an advertisement for my patreon an advertisement for my patreon
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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DARE to dream - 5/5
they clasp hands. bitch says “let's make like an informed decision about you trying coke!!”
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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bitch begins to rant “WOAH Woah woah!! if you like have ANY Concerns like Cuz of ur condition or whaters? let's like talk and stuff!!”
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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DARE to dream - 3/5
susie stammers. it’s revealed they’re in a very grimy dark bathroom
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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DARE to dream 2/5
bitch the dog offers susie a bump, they’re both abstracted shells of their usual designs
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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DARE to dream - 1/5
bitch the dog snorts a line of coke in a dazzling montage
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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a comic with a bunny and a very high dog the bunny (susie) says: Are we yuri? the dog (bitch) replies: Nah, this is a Western Cartoon Plus i think we're like in a long-term situationship susie says: Cool ill tell my mom bitch thinks: himejoshi mom? Sick
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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btw there’s a new bitch and susie comic for patrons

patreon.com/stupidtwink
an ad for my patreon
October 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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back on my horse shit
rainbow dash: may i suck your dick 4 you ur highness twilight: i would also suck your dick maam applejack: dick suckers 2 the front lets gooo princess celestia: can yall chill the fuck out pls
October 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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susie sits on the couch, languishing bitch enters with groceries and says “hey soozers sup whyre ya zooted?” susie answers in an unflinching deadpan “meds.” bitch says “lol i knew it was that or u were off them” “either on or off the meds” lol says susie bitch says “im gonna make u soup girl” ok says susie bitch sits on the couch next to susie and holds her paw “love u” “love you” END
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM