Ned Flanders
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"It feels like I'm tweeting nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all."
Southern food, Live music, VT Football, Shar Pei's, Make America Grateful Dead Again! Equal Rights, Voting Rights.
Southern food, Live music, VT Football, Shar Pei's, Make America Grateful Dead Again! Equal Rights, Voting Rights.
The shooters grandmother was more upset that the media was calling her grandson a liberal than a murder and told every who'd listen her and her family a maga.
September 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The shooters grandmother was more upset that the media was calling her grandson a liberal than a murder and told every who'd listen her and her family a maga.
Who needs to plant a bug Derp Fuhrer will tell him everything
August 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Who needs to plant a bug Derp Fuhrer will tell him everything
Fat on a Hot Tin Roof
August 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fat on a Hot Tin Roof
I bought a new Samsung Laptop last week for 1/3 of the price of what an inferior MacBook would have cost and I dont regret that purchase one bit I considered switching to a mac because I help my parents on their computers regularly this juat reinforces my opinion i made the right choice.
August 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I bought a new Samsung Laptop last week for 1/3 of the price of what an inferior MacBook would have cost and I dont regret that purchase one bit I considered switching to a mac because I help my parents on their computers regularly this juat reinforces my opinion i made the right choice.
That's why she's got her house listed for way more than market value. Someone will pay it to keep her quiet and far away from More I Launder Yunior and Diaper Don
February 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That's why she's got her house listed for way more than market value. Someone will pay it to keep her quiet and far away from More I Launder Yunior and Diaper Don
I log in less and less it's become somehow even worse than you could have imagined.
a man with his arms crossed is smiling and saying noice !
ALT: a man with his arms crossed is smiling and saying noice !
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I log in less and less it's become somehow even worse than you could have imagined.
Animals know bad people
December 30, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Animals know bad people
The Kennedy Space Center Witch Trials
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
The Kennedy Space Center Witch Trials
It's a Boxing Day miracle
December 26, 2024 at 11:37 PM
It's a Boxing Day miracle
My feed has been crystal clear all day it hasn't buffered once. My plan is the free one I get from tmobile. This is a billion times better than the Paul Tyson concept of a fight
December 25, 2024 at 11:25 PM
My feed has been crystal clear all day it hasn't buffered once. My plan is the free one I get from tmobile. This is a billion times better than the Paul Tyson concept of a fight
All we really care about is if the pop tart mascot sacrifices itself into the giant toaster again
a pop tart mascot says consume the mascot on a screen
ALT: a pop tart mascot says consume the mascot on a screen
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
All we really care about is if the pop tart mascot sacrifices itself into the giant toaster again
When you ordered the Independence Day, reboot on temu/wish
a game called simon is on a red table
ALT: a game called simon is on a red table
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2024 at 12:09 AM
When you ordered the Independence Day, reboot on temu/wish
Tight pants points?
December 16, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Tight pants points?
I'm pumped for Tyler Sheridan's next show on Paramount+ The Ragman of Scranton
December 14, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I'm pumped for Tyler Sheridan's next show on Paramount+ The Ragman of Scranton
He'll still vote to confirm RFKjr
December 14, 2024 at 4:59 AM
He'll still vote to confirm RFKjr
The people of Greece are lucky to have her
a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking towards a man with the words got cha written on the ground
ALT: a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking towards a man with the words got cha written on the ground
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2024 at 12:16 AM
The people of Greece are lucky to have her
I'm out of hockey masks, but I've got a burlap sack with a singular eye hole cut into it laying around somewhere
December 13, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I'm out of hockey masks, but I've got a burlap sack with a singular eye hole cut into it laying around somewhere
Ugggh, I'd need more than $4,000,000 if Kimberly was sexually inappropriate towards me. Just the thought of if is gross enough.
the man is wearing glasses and a plaid shirt
ALT: the man is wearing glasses and a plaid shirt
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Ugggh, I'd need more than $4,000,000 if Kimberly was sexually inappropriate towards me. Just the thought of if is gross enough.