Learning necromancy and druidism so I can reanimate yakisoba
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Learning necromancy and druidism so I can reanimate yakisoba
Strip Tokaido wasn't as big a hit as I thought it would be.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Strip Tokaido wasn't as big a hit as I thought it would be.
You're looking safe and depositable tonight
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You're looking safe and depositable tonight
In the alley behind the game store giving head in exchange for minis I'll never paint
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
In the alley behind the game store giving head in exchange for minis I'll never paint
A briefcase full of squirrels is ridiculous. A suitcase full of squirrels makes perfect sense.
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A briefcase full of squirrels is ridiculous. A suitcase full of squirrels makes perfect sense.
Corporate Cunt vs Office Siren
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Corporate Cunt vs Office Siren
I had peas. I had my hands full of the peas but then
October 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I had peas. I had my hands full of the peas but then
This is my emotional support Issaquah class ferry. That's why it's in such poor condition.
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is my emotional support Issaquah class ferry. That's why it's in such poor condition.
Too many cheese borgar in his dick
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Too many cheese borgar in his dick
Sorry, I've just been feeling kinda.. I dunno, 2-ply
October 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sorry, I've just been feeling kinda.. I dunno, 2-ply
Would you like a pumpkin cinnamon roll before I blast you with this elephant gun
October 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Would you like a pumpkin cinnamon roll before I blast you with this elephant gun
Mom did you shit? You farty today? Mom I been shittin, you good or
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Mom did you shit? You farty today? Mom I been shittin, you good or
How do I defeat a trashcan
October 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How do I defeat a trashcan
Can't make art without a butthole
October 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Can't make art without a butthole
Lost in the bisque, you know
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Lost in the bisque, you know
Straight up slammin minestrone
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Straight up slammin minestrone
I'm on that cheddy broc life
October 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm on that cheddy broc life
bbno$ should play D&D and I should be his dungeon master and also his good friend
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
bbno$ should play D&D and I should be his dungeon master and also his good friend
Damn boy you got all that ass and you aren't even sitting on it
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Damn boy you got all that ass and you aren't even sitting on it
I think the only real differences between a cat and a goblin are opposable thumbs and a general understanding of simple machines.
October 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I think the only real differences between a cat and a goblin are opposable thumbs and a general understanding of simple machines.
bring back letting me live under your porch and stealing your wifi and ice creams
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
bring back letting me live under your porch and stealing your wifi and ice creams
Can't wait to get home from work so I can peel my flesh from my bones and consume it
August 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Can't wait to get home from work so I can peel my flesh from my bones and consume it