Either fat cock Friday or free cock friday 🤔. Either way 😏
January 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Either fat cock Friday or free cock friday 🤔. Either way 😏
Still look amazing based on your other thigh pic 😍. But good luck this year all the same!
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Still look amazing based on your other thigh pic 😍. But good luck this year all the same!
You look amazing 🔥. Good luck this year, long term illnesses are tough 😓
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
You look amazing 🔥. Good luck this year, long term illnesses are tough 😓
I thought you were 83 I don’t like you anymore (happy bday ♑️ club 🥳)
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I thought you were 83 I don’t like you anymore (happy bday ♑️ club 🥳)
Putting a towel down so I don’t scrape my knees
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Putting a towel down so I don’t scrape my knees
When you find a steal at the twink outlet😘
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When you find a steal at the twink outlet😘
Someone dissing your fly girl?
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November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Someone dissing your fly girl?
I feel bloated and week every day, but alas my gay guy costume does not come off
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I feel bloated and week every day, but alas my gay guy costume does not come off
Had this experience as a Midwest gay. My Portland bf needed to explain that I was being hit on lol
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Had this experience as a Midwest gay. My Portland bf needed to explain that I was being hit on lol
Thats the secret! Try mussing it up a bunch too while you blowdry
September 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Thats the secret! Try mussing it up a bunch too while you blowdry
Mmm marshmallows
September 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Mmm marshmallows
Let's be real, I'd fuck you even if you had The Mummy (2017) on your shelf lol
September 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Let's be real, I'd fuck you even if you had The Mummy (2017) on your shelf lol
To paraphrase John Waters: "If you go to somebody's house, and they don't have [The Mummy (1999) starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz], don't fuck 'em." Sorry I'm pretty sure that's the quote 🤷♂️
September 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
To paraphrase John Waters: "If you go to somebody's house, and they don't have [The Mummy (1999) starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz], don't fuck 'em." Sorry I'm pretty sure that's the quote 🤷♂️
need you to take turns on both my holes thx
September 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
need you to take turns on both my holes thx
Lemme clean that up for you
September 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Lemme clean that up for you