what the fuck is a quesarito and why is the timetraveler so excited about it

time traveler just described the plot of Hazbin Hotel to me, i gotta ask, should i even bother growing my family tree? and also what’s a hotel?

so it’s been revealed the king was the wizard via open revolt, but this is only due to the fact he signed a decree that made it so all of those within the keep must wear hose with grips on the bottom when without boots. suffice to say, do not fuck with the sliding on polished floor past-time.

i believe you future dwellers call this baseball no?

one of the peasants ran into the keep today much to the dismay of the king (wizard, keep up). he was nearly executed for his swift intrusion but his plea was about some ground up beans. let’s just say the king hasn’t slept in 14 hours and has been writing scrolls to every merchant in the area.

that’s because we have a guy who stands in the middle of town square and yells it with his stupid bell stupid fucking bell guy i hate you stop yelling about Martin Luther i want to eat my dillegrout in peace

my king just told me to see a priest due to him thinking i have something called a “mental illness.” he should maybe consider that it is what draws the noblewomen to me. but alas what is a stupid jester to do?

tried to tell the king about the massacre down in the town of stonebrook, he just smirked and said he’d deal with it in an odd voice, i think the wizard might be pulling another “disguise myself as the king and rule that way” plan but stonebrook also kinda sucks so i dont super care..

forgot this is the day christ was born or something, please don’t crucify me on a pine tree

got caught smooching a duchess, The King seized my lands and gave me a marshlands as punishment, tf do i do with this i only know how to grow wheat

teehee