Our society deserves this.

Good.

Hakeem Jeffries is a centrist politician who dances for the white man.

Please sit down.

Do this one so I can repost it here.

More infuriatingly hilarious, at least for us.

Hey, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social, here's some material.

You're welcome.

Do you want cease and desist letters from Wes Anderson?

Because this is how you get cease and desist letters from Wes Anderson.

You forgot Hakeem Jeffries.

This just makes me hate Maureen Dowd.

Wait. Y’all don’t know what felching is? Damn, that’s… good, I guess.

SHE LYIN'

AIN'T LEARNT SQUAT

Apologies for yelling. She's going to turn from this as soon as she can because I don't think she likes that this contrition is making her look less conservative. Just wait.

@buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social

Whatever. How’s your Friday?

The upside is that I argue less wi people, and I get to worry less about saying stupid shit in public, which apparently is my superpower.

Do they even know I’m gone? Is that an honest question? Could it be my abandonment issues (oh by the way I have those, shoulder shrug emoji)? Am being insensitive to some sort of #spectrum #tism thing that keeps folks from keeping friendships once social media has been removed from the equation?

I bring this up because I recently returned to Instagram, because musician. Using it in my web browser is tolerable, but the application is fucking awful. It reminded me of why I hated it. But it also reminded of the content I was missing from friends I no longer have.

I’ve been thinking about you. How have you been keeping up with memes? It’s been a shitfuck.