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Jason Grafton
@stuntgranny.bsky.social
"He's just this guy, you know?"

Shitbox enthusiast, former coke mule.

As in, I used to drive for the Coca-Cola company. No, I will never stop making that joke.

'86 Cadillac Cimarron - '84 S&S Victoria - '16 Ford Focus Ecoboost
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September 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Checked out the Top Gear test track on Google Maps out of boredom, and on street view, The Stig is racing the camera car <3
March 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
paging @hoonofthe.day, Monster Garage's about to come on...
March 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
For the longest time, I thought the "wow" was something my load planner added to my route, like "wow, I'm jealous you get to help make Teslas". But no, this is something Tesla gave to themselves.
February 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
As for something I've *finished*, I recently threw together a screenplay adaptation of A Midsummer Night's Dream, replacing Athens, Greece with Athens, Texas, among other things.

For instance, the love potion is mostly MDMA.

I have no idea what I'm gonna do with this one.
February 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I've spent the last few hours XP-ifying my computer purely for nostalgia purposes.

Also as an attempt to start divorcing myself from Microsoft altogether.
January 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Maybe a mesh face mask? I use something like this for playing airsoft. Even if it doesn't hide your face as well as a balaclava, it shouldn't muffle your voice.
January 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you see this, share a vehicle.
December 30, 2024 at 11:02 AM
ayy, just in time to start my new job next week. Phew.
December 29, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Checking on my Supremacy 1914 game before our "christmas truce" kicks in... I don't remember Idaho looking like this.
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Goku is not sad, I swear.
December 19, 2024 at 5:13 AM
@hoonofthe.day I've never subscribed to a Zomboid mod this quickly
December 12, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Once again, even though I told Spotify to ignore the eurobeat playlist, my #1 song of the year is eurobeat.
December 4, 2024 at 11:58 PM
One of my mates sent this to me and I wish I'd seen it sooner
December 1, 2024 at 7:33 PM
If you see this, post something green.
November 30, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I had a vision: A Midsummer Night's Dream, but set in modern-ish times. The Athens in question is Athens, Texas. The love potion isn't some magic flower, it's just MDMA.

I was up all night making this into a screenplay, and slept through Thanksgiving dinner as a result. Enjoy this snippet.
November 29, 2024 at 1:47 AM
November 21, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 14, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I hereby declare out-of-context comic book panels count as vintage memes.
November 13, 2024 at 11:10 AM