Soccer Riot (Social Experiment)

“Oi, glad you could make it. Gonna lock you in ‘ere. Whoever does it best gets ten thousand pounds.”
“Best?”
“Shut up, all of ya, I’m lockin you in.”

Worlds tannest Englishman

This should be the flag of New York City

I gotta be honest I’m not sure either of these count (they’re loaded with references to other songs but I don’t believe any names are ever used):

Hold Steady - Certain Songs
Built To Spill - You Were Wrong

That’s the good shit

My favorite city I’ve ever visited and I really enjoyed doing one of these tours

Gristedes: We Don’t Fucking Care About Groceries

“New York is the worst place in America, I hate it here, it’s absolutely terrible for anyone trying to run a business but unfortunately I make 100% of my vast wealth through activities that occur within the 5 boroughs of New York City so I guess I’m stuck in this shithole forever”

He believes we have single payer healthcare and he’s going to cancel it so we can have The Good Kind

Eric Adams furious to realize he didn’t get his taste of the shakedown on 9th street

It’s lame as fuck to obey traffic laws though, this is the secret all cyclists know

Well he was the hottest certainly

It’s a bummer that he said he was gonna do it on a tape delay but hey, I think we should take what we can get

Every mainstream dem who’s been asked a question about trans people in the last five years answers like they just got caught beating up an orphan

Surely the Adams 2028 train will get rolling any minute now

Encouraging my already-dwindling constituency to flee the state in fear (social experiment)