Every time.

Quite a good shout actually. Always a bit gutted when I get a boiling hot supper and I remove the fish from the top and it removes a big bit of batter from the fish on the chips.

I'm just fucking massive

Im not going that far. Still like a stable grip around the waist but I am quite enjoying the loose feeling around my legs again. Comfort is king.

Never.

I think maybe a bit of both. Wasn't sure if this is what wee bams are drinking these days.

I completely forgot that it even exists.

The most banal shit you've ever heard.

Cutting your lips open and pouring vinegar into the cuts to give you mad clown lips.

I don't think the crowd will give a shit to be honest, regardless of his shit take. Anyone rocking up to see an old geezer stumble his way through some tunes that were half decent 40 years ago probably don't give a fuck about his political leanings.

Got this iron. Good iron.

Never really thought about this before but yeah, its a bit strange.