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It’s awesome that you can have a tone of money even if you’re incapable of reading and thinking. Cool society we’ve built here.
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s awesome that you can have a tone of money even if you’re incapable of reading and thinking. Cool society we’ve built here.
This just in: Fire is hot. I’m not Santa.
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This just in: Fire is hot. I’m not Santa.
Calvin Coolidge went harder on the bit
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Calvin Coolidge went harder on the bit
If your want all the $2 bills, I’m afraid you’re going to have to travel back in time to 2009 and visit a midwestern strip club
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If your want all the $2 bills, I’m afraid you’re going to have to travel back in time to 2009 and visit a midwestern strip club
There’s a whole episode of Futurama about why you shouldn’t
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There’s a whole episode of Futurama about why you shouldn’t
If I were confined to a single room
Old Boy style and guessing the reveal was what got me released, I’d be dying in the room.
Old Boy style and guessing the reveal was what got me released, I’d be dying in the room.
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If I were confined to a single room
Old Boy style and guessing the reveal was what got me released, I’d be dying in the room.
Old Boy style and guessing the reveal was what got me released, I’d be dying in the room.
So I have to wear a suit and do pull ups? Seems like a bad combo.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
So I have to wear a suit and do pull ups? Seems like a bad combo.
We’re going to Oklahoma City! We’re in Jacksonville! Fargo, get those stadiums ready!
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We’re going to Oklahoma City! We’re in Jacksonville! Fargo, get those stadiums ready!
I think the only way this ends is someone has to volunteer to be his friend. Who want to take Elon fishing and tell him he’s a cool guy? Anyone? No? Fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think the only way this ends is someone has to volunteer to be his friend. Who want to take Elon fishing and tell him he’s a cool guy? Anyone? No? Fuck.
Make the computer horny for me or you’re fired
-Elon
-Elon
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Make the computer horny for me or you’re fired
-Elon
-Elon
There’s a Hitler Park in Circleville. It has a disc golf course.
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There’s a Hitler Park in Circleville. It has a disc golf course.
The bank says I can’t have a house because the computer told them I’ve got shifty eyes
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The bank says I can’t have a house because the computer told them I’ve got shifty eyes
My kids call our close friends aunties and uncles. I guess I have to go to jail now.
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My kids call our close friends aunties and uncles. I guess I have to go to jail now.
Now write the headline like you would have if it was Biden. See there? See what hacks you are?
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Now write the headline like you would have if it was Biden. See there? See what hacks you are?
I would actually enjoy playing a shooter on the world’s most uncanny train
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I would actually enjoy playing a shooter on the world’s most uncanny train
He could just say, I picked it out of a book and now that I know what it is, I’m getting it covered tomorrow. I’d think he was a dip shit, but one that could learn a lesson
October 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
He could just say, I picked it out of a book and now that I know what it is, I’m getting it covered tomorrow. I’d think he was a dip shit, but one that could learn a lesson
Let him cook. This is the “I was a liberal but the woke left cancelled me” stage of the grift
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Let him cook. This is the “I was a liberal but the woke left cancelled me” stage of the grift
It WAS AI generated and the “brown liquid” was shit.
October 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It WAS AI generated and the “brown liquid” was shit.
I like how the Times closes the comments on basically every opinion board piece now. We welcome constructive dialogue…oh god, not like that!
October 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I like how the Times closes the comments on basically every opinion board piece now. We welcome constructive dialogue…oh god, not like that!
I’m in Ohio and we have the same thing. Every couple months there’s a story about a small town that’s about half an hour from a city where there are 50 car burglaries in a night. Molon Labe is Greek for free gun in console
October 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’m in Ohio and we have the same thing. Every couple months there’s a story about a small town that’s about half an hour from a city where there are 50 car burglaries in a night. Molon Labe is Greek for free gun in console
If it helps, y’all can take some pictures of me with my shirt off. Just don’t be weird about.
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If it helps, y’all can take some pictures of me with my shirt off. Just don’t be weird about.
Seems pretty disingenuous to use a photo form 1992 on this post
October 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Seems pretty disingenuous to use a photo form 1992 on this post
That’s a nice lookin goat
October 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
That’s a nice lookin goat