What the Actual Fack
@stumped4aname.bsky.social
Just renting this space until I decide to buy.
📸Fauxtographer (at least according to "real" photogs)
DD-214 holder. Never Trumper.
Recovering Republican and Navy veteran.
Future expat. Future author. Dad. Husband. Sarcastic bastard.
📸Fauxtographer (at least according to "real" photogs)
DD-214 holder. Never Trumper.
Recovering Republican and Navy veteran.
Future expat. Future author. Dad. Husband. Sarcastic bastard.
12 days in a span of 3 months. And with pay. Fuck tits timeline!
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
12 days in a span of 3 months. And with pay. Fuck tits timeline!
Someone asked the couch fucker, what can brown do for you?
He said not a damn thing now. I'm going white as fuck!
He said not a damn thing now. I'm going white as fuck!
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Someone asked the couch fucker, what can brown do for you?
He said not a damn thing now. I'm going white as fuck!
He said not a damn thing now. I'm going white as fuck!
The Press, AKA the Fourth Estate, is there to watch the government for us and report on what they're doing.
When the government limits that information, it takes us further down the path of authoritarianism.
When the government tells the Press what to tell us, that's fascism.
When the government limits that information, it takes us further down the path of authoritarianism.
When the government tells the Press what to tell us, that's fascism.
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Press, AKA the Fourth Estate, is there to watch the government for us and report on what they're doing.
When the government limits that information, it takes us further down the path of authoritarianism.
When the government tells the Press what to tell us, that's fascism.
When the government limits that information, it takes us further down the path of authoritarianism.
When the government tells the Press what to tell us, that's fascism.
At first I thought they wouldn't give the Nobel Prize to anyone with a criminal record.
But, it turns out they just don't give the Nobel Peace Prize to pedophile rapist/racist felonious assholes. #nelsonmandelagotone
Congratulations to María Corina Machado!
#nobelpeaceprize
But, it turns out they just don't give the Nobel Peace Prize to pedophile rapist/racist felonious assholes. #nelsonmandelagotone
Congratulations to María Corina Machado!
#nobelpeaceprize
October 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
At first I thought they wouldn't give the Nobel Prize to anyone with a criminal record.
But, it turns out they just don't give the Nobel Peace Prize to pedophile rapist/racist felonious assholes. #nelsonmandelagotone
Congratulations to María Corina Machado!
#nobelpeaceprize
But, it turns out they just don't give the Nobel Peace Prize to pedophile rapist/racist felonious assholes. #nelsonmandelagotone
Congratulations to María Corina Machado!
#nobelpeaceprize
Cry harder, bitches! You wanna see Metallica perform? Buy a ticket back to 1990! Bitch slap Newt Gingrich when you see him and say hi to Democrat Donnie Trump and his bestie Epstein!
October 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Cry harder, bitches! You wanna see Metallica perform? Buy a ticket back to 1990! Bitch slap Newt Gingrich when you see him and say hi to Democrat Donnie Trump and his bestie Epstein!
When Hogsbreath accidentally calls Trump fat.
October 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
When Hogsbreath accidentally calls Trump fat.
Something nice.
My mama often said if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
I've fulfilled my duty.
My mama often said if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
I've fulfilled my duty.
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Something nice.
My mama often said if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
I've fulfilled my duty.
My mama often said if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
I've fulfilled my duty.
Guess who got a new Hawaiian shirt delivered today?
#ishedeadyet
#ishedeadyet
September 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Guess who got a new Hawaiian shirt delivered today?
#ishedeadyet
#ishedeadyet
Newsom Derangement Syndrome!
September 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Newsom Derangement Syndrome!
The magaverse is gonna be inconsolable when the inevitable FINALLY occurs.
The caterwauling about how wrong it is to celebrate the death of a (I'll say human?) is.
But remind them of this scumbag. Rep Matt Soper of Colorado called Jimmy Carter a despot?!
The caterwauling about how wrong it is to celebrate the death of a (I'll say human?) is.
But remind them of this scumbag. Rep Matt Soper of Colorado called Jimmy Carter a despot?!
August 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The magaverse is gonna be inconsolable when the inevitable FINALLY occurs.
The caterwauling about how wrong it is to celebrate the death of a (I'll say human?) is.
But remind them of this scumbag. Rep Matt Soper of Colorado called Jimmy Carter a despot?!
The caterwauling about how wrong it is to celebrate the death of a (I'll say human?) is.
But remind them of this scumbag. Rep Matt Soper of Colorado called Jimmy Carter a despot?!
Hey folks, DO NOT click on any links purporting to give you instant verification. I've gotten two of them so far this morning.
A key means to determine they're not real is to look at the font in the word Blue Sky. (See attached)
Let the person who sent them know they've been hacked and delete it.
A key means to determine they're not real is to look at the font in the word Blue Sky. (See attached)
Let the person who sent them know they've been hacked and delete it.
August 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hey folks, DO NOT click on any links purporting to give you instant verification. I've gotten two of them so far this morning.
A key means to determine they're not real is to look at the font in the word Blue Sky. (See attached)
Let the person who sent them know they've been hacked and delete it.
A key means to determine they're not real is to look at the font in the word Blue Sky. (See attached)
Let the person who sent them know they've been hacked and delete it.
Any takers? C'mon maga. Let's see how brave you are!
August 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Any takers? C'mon maga. Let's see how brave you are!
I've never heard of this cure, but it seems reasonable to me.
August 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I've never heard of this cure, but it seems reasonable to me.
Trump plan to review religious wokeism would be funny if it wasn't so probable.
August 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Trump plan to review religious wokeism would be funny if it wasn't so probable.
Pixie dust? I keep making pixie paste. I guess I'm not drying them out enough.
August 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Pixie dust? I keep making pixie paste. I guess I'm not drying them out enough.
I gotta follow this account ASAP!
July 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I gotta follow this account ASAP!
July 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can confirm Weird Al is still fat. Ham on!
July 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Can confirm Weird Al is still fat. Ham on!
