Stu McCallister
@stumccallister.bsky.social
Comedian, podcaster (LMNOPodcast), Bills Mafia, jersey seller. Don't take me seriously, it's all dick jokes.
20 bucks?! I'll do that shit for free. I love telling people to fuck off. I'll even toss in a 'lick my balls' for nothing
June 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
20 bucks?! I'll do that shit for free. I love telling people to fuck off. I'll even toss in a 'lick my balls' for nothing
I farted and burped at the same time. Am I dying?
June 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I farted and burped at the same time. Am I dying?
If Trump has any balls he'd do this.
Until then you can buy the shirt at TeePublic
teepublic.com/t-shirt/348531…
Until then you can buy the shirt at TeePublic
teepublic.com/t-shirt/348531…
April 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If Trump has any balls he'd do this.
Until then you can buy the shirt at TeePublic
teepublic.com/t-shirt/348531…
Until then you can buy the shirt at TeePublic
teepublic.com/t-shirt/348531…
Mike Tyson tried to get me to do drugs. He said 'Meth is the beth.' Can't argue with the champ.
April 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Mike Tyson tried to get me to do drugs. He said 'Meth is the beth.' Can't argue with the champ.
Trump is trying to deport this burger.
March 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Trump is trying to deport this burger.
Joining the mile high club means you just gave a flying fuck.
March 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Joining the mile high club means you just gave a flying fuck.
Boss gave us a new hat to wear today.
March 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Boss gave us a new hat to wear today.
I'd hate to see the stick figure family on Elon's cyber truck.
March 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'd hate to see the stick figure family on Elon's cyber truck.
If you don't share your fries with your dog, you're a monster!
March 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you don't share your fries with your dog, you're a monster!
I'm on the lineup AND the flier. Come out! New jokes.
February 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm on the lineup AND the flier. Come out! New jokes.
No one- Stu you performing soon? You're a hilarious guy and I need to have some laughs.
Me- Thanks no one. Thurs I'm with @FunnyCostaki in Battle Creek. Here's the link-costaki.ticketleap.com/battle/
No One- Link? You're talking to me now.
Me- JUST LOOK AT THE LINK!
No One- Damn, ok
Me- Thanks no one. Thurs I'm with @FunnyCostaki in Battle Creek. Here's the link-costaki.ticketleap.com/battle/
No One- Link? You're talking to me now.
Me- JUST LOOK AT THE LINK!
No One- Damn, ok
February 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
No one- Stu you performing soon? You're a hilarious guy and I need to have some laughs.
Me- Thanks no one. Thurs I'm with @FunnyCostaki in Battle Creek. Here's the link-costaki.ticketleap.com/battle/
No One- Link? You're talking to me now.
Me- JUST LOOK AT THE LINK!
No One- Damn, ok
Me- Thanks no one. Thurs I'm with @FunnyCostaki in Battle Creek. Here's the link-costaki.ticketleap.com/battle/
No One- Link? You're talking to me now.
Me- JUST LOOK AT THE LINK!
No One- Damn, ok
Happy Valentine's Day! Fellas get your lady some chocolate and flowers. 6 Hersey's Kisses and 9 roses. She'll get the hint. #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy Valentine's Day! Fellas get your lady some chocolate and flowers. 6 Hersey's Kisses and 9 roses. She'll get the hint. #ValentinesDay
Is this Drake's response?
February 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is this Drake's response?
I saw a billboard that said 'Prevent overdoses. Talk to your kids.'
So my kids have tips on how to not overdose? Sweet.
So my kids have tips on how to not overdose? Sweet.
February 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I saw a billboard that said 'Prevent overdoses. Talk to your kids.'
So my kids have tips on how to not overdose? Sweet.
So my kids have tips on how to not overdose? Sweet.
HR- Stu, you gotta stop calling your coworkers worthless idiots.
Me- But they are.
HR- We're getting complaints.
Me- I'll stop when they stop being worthless idiots. You gonna do anything about that?
HR- C'mon.
Me- You're added to the list.
Me- But they are.
HR- We're getting complaints.
Me- I'll stop when they stop being worthless idiots. You gonna do anything about that?
HR- C'mon.
Me- You're added to the list.
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
HR- Stu, you gotta stop calling your coworkers worthless idiots.
Me- But they are.
HR- We're getting complaints.
Me- I'll stop when they stop being worthless idiots. You gonna do anything about that?
HR- C'mon.
Me- You're added to the list.
Me- But they are.
HR- We're getting complaints.
Me- I'll stop when they stop being worthless idiots. You gonna do anything about that?
HR- C'mon.
Me- You're added to the list.
Someone needs to shoot Trump...
a message. And tell him he's doing a great job...
of fucking things up.
(I didn't post this anywhere else. I get in trouble on Facebook all the time.) Let's see what happens here. #jokes
a message. And tell him he's doing a great job...
of fucking things up.
(I didn't post this anywhere else. I get in trouble on Facebook all the time.) Let's see what happens here. #jokes
February 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Someone needs to shoot Trump...
a message. And tell him he's doing a great job...
of fucking things up.
(I didn't post this anywhere else. I get in trouble on Facebook all the time.) Let's see what happens here. #jokes
a message. And tell him he's doing a great job...
of fucking things up.
(I didn't post this anywhere else. I get in trouble on Facebook all the time.) Let's see what happens here. #jokes
Got a date Fri. Which tie should I wear to make sure I get laid?
January 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Got a date Fri. Which tie should I wear to make sure I get laid?
Reposted by Stu McCallister
LISTEN UP Y'ALL. WE CAN DO IT. WE WILL DO IT. HERE ARE SOME BANGERS TO GET YOU PUMPED #gobills
For when you're worried about the refs:
For when you're worried about the refs:
All Refs are Bastards
YouTube video by Bills Polka
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
LISTEN UP Y'ALL. WE CAN DO IT. WE WILL DO IT. HERE ARE SOME BANGERS TO GET YOU PUMPED #gobills
For when you're worried about the refs:
For when you're worried about the refs:
Snow plow drivers are sadists.
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Snow plow drivers are sadists.
Snow plow drivers are sadists.
January 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Snow plow drivers are sadists.
This beer is pretty weak.
January 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This beer is pretty weak.
One time I saw the band Men Without Hats. They started the show with Safety Dance and they ended the show with Safety Dance. It's possible they played it in the middle too. Greatest show of my life.
January 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One time I saw the band Men Without Hats. They started the show with Safety Dance and they ended the show with Safety Dance. It's possible they played it in the middle too. Greatest show of my life.