stumbotheschemer.bsky.social
@stumbotheschemer.bsky.social
I feel this. I am recovering from Wisdom Tooth surgery. Anybody coming at me with Water Pik suggestions rn is getting charged with assault with a deadly weapon 😭☠️
September 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’d think now would be a good time to cancel Paramount+, but also, who ever used Paramount+? ☠️
May 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So, she can sit on a table where y’all eat, but she isn’t allowed to lick/clean her paws before she does so? 🧐
May 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is facts. What’s your favorite AA? I always mount my horse and ride heavy for tryptophan.
April 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
She was just telling me how much she misses you, but can’t stand when you run between her legs and bite at her ankles when she’s trying to walk.
March 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
People who use raspberry jelly get to go to Super Heaven™️
March 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I haven’t even watched a gameplay clip. That game sounds like it could ruin my life. I’ve been resisting the urge.
March 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Mission Statement:
I saw Lunchables while at the store and wondered: “Were these ever good? Can I make them better?” I’m not breaking new ground, heck I may not even follow through, but I had the foresight to know I didn’t want to repeat the cold control again. So here this is, random noise in space
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Next Test Runs:
2: Heated control ingredients in oven (excluding side items)

3: Spruced up pizza, all base ingredients MUST be present, but may be seasoned, supplemented. Will be heated.

4: Some ingredients may be replaced, but not dough yet, heated.

5: My own recreation of the entire pack.
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Summary: The side items were the side items they were fine. The pizza had its bright moments such as the pepperoni, but ultimately didn’t live up to my childhood, I now know I was not wrong for omitting the sauce, it was garbo and needs an overhaul. Cheese and bread are workable.
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM