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Banana on toast??

I wasn't sure this kind of microwave failure is a thing. I thought they would melt the cage a bit and that's it. Welcome to the microwave heaven, anonymous microwave.

He wouldn't! Not willingly. Unless he was tempted by some sinful forces.

This undermined my ability to think and feel for myself and filled me with self doubt whenever I learnt things that didn't match my parent's and siblings' views.

Tell us one or three of worst thoughts and the best thoughts about that step. You've got the knowledge queen!