Stumbleshoe
@stumbleshoe.bsky.social
Squeezable like Charmin and twice as Charming
I’m always down for sexy Christmas content - it really is the most wonderful time of the year.
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m always down for sexy Christmas content - it really is the most wonderful time of the year.
Remember ladies, Santa won’t come if you’re awake.
He’s some kind of necrophiliac.
He’s some kind of necrophiliac.
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Remember ladies, Santa won’t come if you’re awake.
He’s some kind of necrophiliac.
He’s some kind of necrophiliac.
I had one of the best encounters this past weekend, but I don’t post reviews unless I’m asked to.
But it was so incredible I can’t stop smiling and I can’t wait to do that again.
Sometimes reality does match the fantasy and even exceeds it.
I literally can’t stop smiling. 😊
But it was so incredible I can’t stop smiling and I can’t wait to do that again.
Sometimes reality does match the fantasy and even exceeds it.
I literally can’t stop smiling. 😊
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I had one of the best encounters this past weekend, but I don’t post reviews unless I’m asked to.
But it was so incredible I can’t stop smiling and I can’t wait to do that again.
Sometimes reality does match the fantasy and even exceeds it.
I literally can’t stop smiling. 😊
But it was so incredible I can’t stop smiling and I can’t wait to do that again.
Sometimes reality does match the fantasy and even exceeds it.
I literally can’t stop smiling. 😊
I’m all for ladies doing some light photoshop for any pictures they share, but ma’am don’t cut and paste someone else’s eyes on your photo. You end up looking like this.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I’m all for ladies doing some light photoshop for any pictures they share, but ma’am don’t cut and paste someone else’s eyes on your photo. You end up looking like this.
Thinking earlier about when I traveled to Houston, TX to meet a provider on Halloween a while back.
She did a pitch perfect impersonation of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers while standing in front of me only wearing a thong. I think about her often.
If you want to be memorable be funny.
She did a pitch perfect impersonation of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers while standing in front of me only wearing a thong. I think about her often.
If you want to be memorable be funny.
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thinking earlier about when I traveled to Houston, TX to meet a provider on Halloween a while back.
She did a pitch perfect impersonation of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers while standing in front of me only wearing a thong. I think about her often.
If you want to be memorable be funny.
She did a pitch perfect impersonation of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers while standing in front of me only wearing a thong. I think about her often.
If you want to be memorable be funny.
I’m glad football season is here so I can deck myself out in my team’s colors and swear at my TV.
September 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m glad football season is here so I can deck myself out in my team’s colors and swear at my TV.
Seriously, fuck scammers. That’s it, that’s the post.
August 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Seriously, fuck scammers. That’s it, that’s the post.
I need life to start giving me lemons 🍋 because I can’t make anything out of the shit 💩 it has been giving me lately.
July 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I need life to start giving me lemons 🍋 because I can’t make anything out of the shit 💩 it has been giving me lately.
“This place is dead.”
This place is like 2006 - 2007 Twitter, you’ll need patience to let it grow. It was us nerds at first.
Use the tools available to post once on multiple platforms, give your followers a choice. If you only post here when you remember to you won’t magically get “engagement”.
This place is like 2006 - 2007 Twitter, you’ll need patience to let it grow. It was us nerds at first.
Use the tools available to post once on multiple platforms, give your followers a choice. If you only post here when you remember to you won’t magically get “engagement”.
July 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“This place is dead.”
This place is like 2006 - 2007 Twitter, you’ll need patience to let it grow. It was us nerds at first.
Use the tools available to post once on multiple platforms, give your followers a choice. If you only post here when you remember to you won’t magically get “engagement”.
This place is like 2006 - 2007 Twitter, you’ll need patience to let it grow. It was us nerds at first.
Use the tools available to post once on multiple platforms, give your followers a choice. If you only post here when you remember to you won’t magically get “engagement”.
So many good movies coming out soon, looks like it will be a few Sunday morning trips to the theater for cheap tickets and popcorn 🍿
June 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So many good movies coming out soon, looks like it will be a few Sunday morning trips to the theater for cheap tickets and popcorn 🍿
@tryst.link I can login but opening my favorites loops me back to the dashboard, and searching logs me back out.
March 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@tryst.link I can login but opening my favorites loops me back to the dashboard, and searching logs me back out.
February 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Twitter account has been deleted, hope anyone who sees this will do the same.
January 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Twitter account has been deleted, hope anyone who sees this will do the same.
Reposted by Stumbleshoe
Enjoy the holiday Monday! Let’s appreciate the people that made it happen! Women’s rights trans rights people’s rights 💦🌈🖤m💜
January 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Enjoy the holiday Monday! Let’s appreciate the people that made it happen! Women’s rights trans rights people’s rights 💦🌈🖤m💜
Well looks like the scammers have started showing up here.
You can’t trust anyone these days I guess.
You can’t trust anyone these days I guess.
January 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Well looks like the scammers have started showing up here.
You can’t trust anyone these days I guess.
You can’t trust anyone these days I guess.
I like buying content directly from people instead of using the typical platforms.
It is sometimes harder to reach out to do that, but to me it is like supporting small businesses and hopefully ends up giving the creators more money directly.
It is sometimes harder to reach out to do that, but to me it is like supporting small businesses and hopefully ends up giving the creators more money directly.
January 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I like buying content directly from people instead of using the typical platforms.
It is sometimes harder to reach out to do that, but to me it is like supporting small businesses and hopefully ends up giving the creators more money directly.
It is sometimes harder to reach out to do that, but to me it is like supporting small businesses and hopefully ends up giving the creators more money directly.
“I’m gettin nuttin for Christmas”
No need to brag about it dude….
No need to brag about it dude….
December 23, 2024 at 6:51 AM
“I’m gettin nuttin for Christmas”
No need to brag about it dude….
No need to brag about it dude….
I don’t know what I’d do without my Keurig - coffee is a must this time of year
December 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I don’t know what I’d do without my Keurig - coffee is a must this time of year
I can’t believe it is going down to 29° here tonight. Brrr.
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I can’t believe it is going down to 29° here tonight. Brrr.
Enjoy Sinus Season as the temperature jumps between 70 and 32 for the next few months at random.
November 30, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Enjoy Sinus Season as the temperature jumps between 70 and 32 for the next few months at random.
@hankgreen.bsky.social has fully influenced us - due to his video we played “putty looking ass whips” during a road trip instead of “punch bug”. Our arms are severely bruised.
October 30, 2024 at 11:56 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social has fully influenced us - due to his video we played “putty looking ass whips” during a road trip instead of “punch bug”. Our arms are severely bruised.
I like the new artistic voting stickers.
October 23, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I like the new artistic voting stickers.