Imagine hurling that as an insult!

They include a one-sheet calendar for the next year, which probably seems helpful in an innocuous way for most people but which to me seems delightfully ghoulish behavior for a life insurance company. I keep it pinned behind my monitor, but the Unwinnable one I made last year is cooler.

Only the best for my monster consultant

Oh hey, I hear that one is pretty OK!

This is my fault isnt it

He was pretty psyched on the trailer!

Think an 8-year-old kid who just watched The Fog would be into the comic? Because I can bring him and he can talk your ear off for at least 20.

Gonna try to get to this and bother you for like five minutes at least.

I feel like this was true in the past and we have backslid into apostasy.

Best state

Those have all been redeveloped into "luxury" apartments.

My wife is always encouraging me to run for town council and I keep telling her no, because windows are expensive.

You can tell who has been stuck in a subway car with guardian angels "protecting" the passengers late at night and who hasn't