Stuff Max Says
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Max says stuff and that stuff is Stuff Max Says
And sometimes it's 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵
Photos by Emma
And sometimes it's 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵
Photos by Emma
I'm made of meat and meat is fragile. Haven't you ever slapped a steak and it just broke apart. I haven't but I'm sure it could happen
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm made of meat and meat is fragile. Haven't you ever slapped a steak and it just broke apart. I haven't but I'm sure it could happen
It's my time of the month. I'm on my myriad. I have a myriad of problems.
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's my time of the month. I'm on my myriad. I have a myriad of problems.
Why does our cat like licking my right hand when I'm laying on my left side?
Because she doesn't like leftovers.
Because she doesn't like leftovers.
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why does our cat like licking my right hand when I'm laying on my left side?
Because she doesn't like leftovers.
Because she doesn't like leftovers.
Forget the terrible twos it's more like the terrible toes.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Forget the terrible twos it's more like the terrible toes.
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A Bare Eyed Pigeon. Loved taking pictures of these in Curacao, the eye just stands out so much on them.
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #pigeons #photography
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #pigeons #photography
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
A Bare Eyed Pigeon. Loved taking pictures of these in Curacao, the eye just stands out so much on them.
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #pigeons #photography
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #pigeons #photography
Stop cukeing your cumber
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Stop cukeing your cumber
Of course I'm tired I've pulled an all-dayer
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Of course I'm tired I've pulled an all-dayer
I'm as soft as a rock
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm as soft as a rock
Don't spring your chickens until they've been counted.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Don't spring your chickens until they've been counted.
I hope sushi persists past the blood brain barrier
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hope sushi persists past the blood brain barrier
Do it for relay
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Do it for relay
Balls doesn't start with P and that's dumb
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Balls doesn't start with P and that's dumb
That's where the cream is made. That's why they have to bring the cows there, to the Crematory.
October 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That's where the cream is made. That's why they have to bring the cows there, to the Crematory.
What if babies weren't born with legs until wasps burrowed in and died and the legs grew like figs. Then they'd really be thigs.
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What if babies weren't born with legs until wasps burrowed in and died and the legs grew like figs. Then they'd really be thigs.
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Max: we also got you a sandwich
3 yr old: this is a hashbrown, not a burger.
3 yr old: this is a hashbrown, not a burger.
September 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Max: we also got you a sandwich
3 yr old: this is a hashbrown, not a burger.
3 yr old: this is a hashbrown, not a burger.
🎶I picked the cat up, I put him on the ground
I picked the cat up and I put him on the ground🎶
I picked the cat up and I put him on the ground🎶
August 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
🎶I picked the cat up, I put him on the ground
I picked the cat up and I put him on the ground🎶
I picked the cat up and I put him on the ground🎶
Ew, someone nutted on the banana?
August 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ew, someone nutted on the banana?
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Stunning! A pigeon doing backflips.
August 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Stunning! A pigeon doing backflips.
I don't want you peeing my pants
August 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don't want you peeing my pants
What do you call farm grown parmesan?
Pharmesan.
Pharmesan.
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What do you call farm grown parmesan?
Pharmesan.
Pharmesan.
Oh Jim why did we make a floor out of you? He won't stop squeaking.
Jimothy Chrimmis what have we done?
Jimothy Chrimmis what have we done?
July 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh Jim why did we make a floor out of you? He won't stop squeaking.
Jimothy Chrimmis what have we done?
Jimothy Chrimmis what have we done?
Oh no did you vacuum the window with your hair in it?
July 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Oh no did you vacuum the window with your hair in it?
I'm gonna pee first because I dont want to pee my pants when you kill me. I want to die in dignity with dry pants.
June 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm gonna pee first because I dont want to pee my pants when you kill me. I want to die in dignity with dry pants.