Vance is no better than

And if Putin succeeds, he’ll invade a European country or 2 next.

Simply critiquing the President’s speech and suggesting that the President “spends more time thinking about catapults than Wile E. Coyote” is not illegal and should not merit any action from the FCC.

Let’s set up a meeting to discuss your problems with free speech.

Newsome’s social media team has invented a new version of madlibs

Half-true. They did reclassify swastikas and nooses from hate-crime to a lesser crime. Because apparently there’s no such thing as a hate crime in the hateful Trump regime

It was addressed to people with influence, not the average Joe.

"Hi, honey, the new Harvard alumni magazine just arrived. The good news is you're on the cover!"

"Oh, cool! What's the bad news?

"Um ... you're on the cover."