we keep erroneously receiving email meant for Groningen's (now defunct) linguistics association TWǃST

Zoë: don't post my quotes
Matea: noone knows it's you
Zoë: but my credit

pretend this is an apple

because sometimes they don't feel like like writing the periods

whatever. joke cancelled. come to the GA (if you're a member)

linguistics assembly

more like. uhhhh language assembly