The one with the guy in the orchestra with only one cymbal. Simple and hilarious

Only one actor has the depth and range to do the job: me, with the help of Irishman de-aging technology

5. The Internet is often very slow/non-existent. Not just in the countryside either; it’s bad in a lot of the cities too

4. If you take cash your bank may give you £50 notes. Don’t let them - lots of places won’t accept these and it can get very frustrating

3. If you want to witness people at their worst go to an English airport during their summer holidays. Especially anywhere near Easyjet counters/gates

2. So many more people smoke there than in NZ

Thinking about it, Superman has to be altruistic. He has nothing to gain from doing good, materially. So his “goodness” can only come from a place of wanting to help others. This obviously completes him as a being, as he has everything else in excelsis

Do any of us truly feel altruism, or do we only do nice things to make ourselves feel good/worthy?

In Krakow there’s a cool statue of a dragon that breathes fire. The dragon is the symbol of the city so there’s a lot of stories and dragon activities, especially around the castle

I’ve often wondered how much better off we’d be without the “dancing Cossacks” ad. The burden of superannuation would be so much more reduced. So, yeah, face punch for him too

Can we start a bit smaller? Maybe just going back to the 80’s and punching Roger Douglas in the face?

Doctor Teeth and the Medics

Greatest documentary ever. Powerful and disturbing - you’ll want to look away but you won’t be able to

How many male writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb was incandescent, its curves perfectly proportioned. It drew men to it like moths, although it was unaware of just how beautiful it was

How many sound technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

It’s the f*cken lighting techs job