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Jon
@stucky.bsky.social
Software, identity, running, anti-carceral, father of two, lover of ice cream
I am sure I am late to the game but hats off to whoever chose the lead photo.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My unpopular opinion is that no one in the world needs more than $30 million to their name.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
How’d that work out the last time?
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Housing a slice of red velvet cake in the Wegmans parking lot” energy
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
She’s younger than Sting!
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“The Chicago defense did not crack under pressure, but they bent.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I have an OG gmail address and it’s still surprising what big name outfits don’t verify email.

This is how I know that Jon in Chicago who is a VP at a bank spends a staggering amount of money on Microsoft Xbox game downloads and add-ons.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It’s a desktop activity for sure
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There are two people in this world you don't want attention from: Isaac Chotiner and the menswear guy.
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How is it not blindingly obvious to teachers that the 3-cue system leads people to read what they think the text ought to be instead of what it is?
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Plainclothes ICE agent stops woman following & recording him & brandishes his firearm at her. Fullerton PD cop shows up, refuses to arrest woman as she'd committed no crime...but fails to arrest ICE agent for brandishing a weapon.

www.ocregister.com/2025/11/10/i...
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
From the outside it might look like ICE officers wear masks to avoid accountability, but in reality they are a way to avoid accountability.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You can look at this a few ways:

1. DHS/CBP/ICE are police in all but name and they should be abolished
2. If you disagree with point 1, what are city and state police doing to protect you from DHS/CBP/ICE?
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I knew it! Brussels sprouts are ultra processed foods!
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reminds me of gangs. They’re bad! But no one can define what a gang is that doesn’t include all the organizations they like that Definitely Aren’t Gangs.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
touché
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Zero daylight between a modern Mocktail and a Shirley Temple
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was male, and the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes..."
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM