Congratulations! It's well deserved, I'm sure it's going to be a great show

Growing up in Scarborough, I thought people used to say "Oh mercy" weirdly but reading this it makes so much more sense! That's awakened long dormant memories of other kids saying you were going to "get done" by the teacher.

I think a good compromise is you make a joint account, you're a pair of extremely handsome lads!

What if the feet were super hairy, would that balance out?