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Stuart the Decker
@stuartthedecker.bsky.social
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Friendly neighbourhood code monkey from Glasgow. Cat dad, and also regular dad. Probably won't post much, but interested in TTRPGs, Final Fantasy XIV, and Magic the Gathering. [he/him]
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Had to restart my Neko Atsume 2 save, it continues to be very cute, even if I haven't unlocked the indoors yet!
A cartoon of an outdoor cat play space - four sit on a large afternoon tea tray, while a fifth plays with a snake kick toy
August 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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And if that doesn't work, send em to Big Bill Hell's
A screenshot from an ad for Big Bill Hell's Used Cars, reading "Shove It Up Your Ugly Ass" in block capitals
July 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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So I'm starting to get to the point in my commander journey where I realise I have "a type"...

#Silverquill #Orzhov #MagicTheGathering
Jan Jansen, a legendary creature who casts for Red, White and Black mana Myrkul, a legendary creature who casts for White, Black and Green mana Amalia Aguirre, a legendary creature who casts for White and Black mana Y'Shtola, a legendary creature who casts for Blue, White and - yep, you guessed it - Black mana
May 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Not that I wouldn't have found this cool anyway, but if this is what I think it is (namely, a rakshasa), shout out to @shivambhatt.bsky.social for indirectly helping me appreciate this!

#magictcg #tarkir
A magic the gathering card, named "Bone Cairn Butcher". The art depicts a hulking, blue skinned, four armed man wearing red robes and brandishing lightning
March 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I've always had a soft spot for big silly cards, and they don't get much bigger or sillier than this
Colossification, a Magic the Gathering card that attaches to a creature, taps it, and gives it +20/+20 for five generic mana and two green. The art depicts a ginger cat the size of a mountain
March 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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So I was going to make a two nickels joke about internet memes involving "30 to 50" of something, and only just realised I misremembered the number of olives.

But still, weird it happened twice
Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play? Off work late? Hungry, but too tired to cook? Try 30 to 40 olives. 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner. eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers. you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives
January 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Took me a while to actually snap a pic of these, but my wife got me some @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social pins and a sticker for Xmas! Now I just need an excuse to leave the house
Three ceramic pins lined up on a desk: a kobold with a pile of coins, a kobold with a joint of meat, and two foxes in a cuddle pile. Below them is a sticker of a kobold with a huge axe
December 30, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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Without downloading new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
A post from the Star Trek Wholesome posting Facebook page. Transcribed: Step 1: Watch all the tribble episodes with your kid Step 2: Buy a pack of 20 faux fur pompoms Step 3: Give your child one of these "tribbles" and tell her to keep an eye on it so it doesn't multiply Step 4: Slowly leave more and more of these tribbles around the house and watch your child lose their mind
December 28, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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Realised I hadn't actually uploaded a header image here, so... Cat!
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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Oh yeah, I should make a pinned post. This should do the trick.
A picture captioned "Me: I have to start eating healthier Me, feeling even the slightest amount of stress:" followed by a photo of a shiba inu with a large cable in its mouth Two raccoons playing with an abacus, with the caption "think twice? Bestie I don't even think once" in 2000s style word art A goth man and a normally dressed woman sit on a park bench eating ice cream cones. They are both captioned "my music taste" A three panel comic. 1) a juvenile dragon roars "Release the dragon!" with angry eyes and breathing fire 2) A more adult dragon replies "No, Jimmy, you're in time out" 3) a zoomed out view of both dragons - Jimmy is in a play pen, and the adult is just so done with this
October 31, 2024 at 10:11 AM
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"Magic the Gathering is so unserious now with the pun names and pop culture references"

Meanwhile, four years ago:
#magictcg #magicthegathering #itwasabigrock
A "magic: the gathering" card, depicting "Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith", a goblin holding a large rock in their hand. The card creates rock tokens that can be used as weapons. It's very silly.
October 29, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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I should make a pinned post
A cat in a suit reading a newspaper
October 17, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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So I'm not an expert, I've only done the intro to Duviri, but I'm pretty sure horses aren't supposed to do that

#warframe #duviri
October 9, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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A boy with the caption "I'm being silenced for my opinions" cowers in fear from two geese honking, captioned "which ones" and "which ones mother fucker"
October 8, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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The stickering of my PC has officially begun! Picked these up from bumblecatcreations on IG and @doriandotexe.bsky.social at Glasgow Comic Con today!

#SupportSmallCreators #FFXIV #Hades
Three stickers on the front of a computer. One is an anime style Highland Cow, the second is a portrait of Zagreus from Hades, and the third reads "Live, Laugh, Lahabrea"
September 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Don't know if I've paid the cat tax here, and it's not often she's back there, so here's Simba!

#cats #tuxedocat
A black cat with white chin and chest loafs on the back of a sofa. Her owner looks at her from the corner of the picture. Luckily, the frame cuts off his terrible beard and hair
September 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Behold! My Warframe now has access to the most powerful Gundam of all, BIG ZAM!

...shrunk to 1/10 normal size
#warframe #IOnlyKnowBigZamFromGameGrumps
A green and orange bipedal robot stands inside a spaceship under some sort of contraption. A humanoid stands left of frame, easily twice the size of the robot. Or, more accurately, the robot is half the size of the humanoid
September 27, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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Bit late to the party in checking out the first backer packet from @hellomcdm.bsky.social's Draw Steel, but I'm appreciating the author's "voice" already!

#drawsteel #ttrpg
An excerpt from the Draw Steel core rules out of context. It reads: This also carries serious ethical repercussions! “You didn’t create angualotls! You screwed up some perfectly good frogs! Look at them, you gave them anxiety!”
September 21, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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Well, I'm not in the first million like all the cool kids, but this is still not too shabby if I do say so myself. Bluesky user #1607597 checking in!
September 18, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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Apparently my cat has decided she's had enough of the "fat cat" jokes and now she's proving she's "not that heavy"

#tuxedocat #cats
A top-down photo of a black cat curled up on the legs of a recliner. Nobody is sitting on the main seat, so the cat is very lucky the legs have not descended The same cat but face on - it looks done with the photographer's nonsense
September 2, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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So my Pacific Drive play through is going... Fine?

#pacificdrive
A station wagon painted red, with white stripes down the centre. Experimental looking equipment is mounted to the front bumper and rear window The same car now in a garage. The bonnet, front bumper, front side panel and both headlights are missing, and the doors are smashed
August 16, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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Managed to catch up with the latest Destiny 2 season a few days ago, right on time for their C-suite to shit the bed. So I probably won't be going back for a while, needless to say!

#destiny2
A heavily armoured, humanoid robot stands menacingly. He is flanked by a slightly less heavily armoured woman with pink hair and an older man with a cowl
August 6, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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Post a picture of you, that's not actually a picture of you
A small, round bird with markings that look like frowning eyebrows. The caption reads "When someone asks you what's wrong, but nothing's wrong, that's just how your face looks"
August 4, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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Belzy practicing for when he releases his next rap album
July 9, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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Love how the weapons in Destiny 2 run the spectrum from intricate alien technology to classic sci-fi lasguns all the way to... Whatever this heap of junk is

#destiny2 #WardcliffCoil
A metal contraption, held together with duct tape and rusted in places. It looks vaguely like a rocket launcher, but also like it would fall apart at the first usage
July 6, 2024 at 10:24 AM