@stuartofskelf.bsky.social
Can you imagine if someone was boasting how quick they "finished" sex. Food is to be enjoyed, not completed like a Rubik's cube. I've drunk and danced to ABBA, and drunk more.
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Can you imagine if someone was boasting how quick they "finished" sex. Food is to be enjoyed, not completed like a Rubik's cube. I've drunk and danced to ABBA, and drunk more.
Whole string of 2 month old posts appeared in my line? Still going to pop this in audible (is that like Spotify and makes you 0.01p or the like?).
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Whole string of 2 month old posts appeared in my line? Still going to pop this in audible (is that like Spotify and makes you 0.01p or the like?).
It's been a while (not in a needy way, though it does sound needy sorry).
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
It's been a while (not in a needy way, though it does sound needy sorry).
I was trying to remember from the last time you were at the venue I'm a volunteer at, but I couldn't?
February 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I was trying to remember from the last time you were at the venue I'm a volunteer at, but I couldn't?
I remember seeing a David Mitchell book and assuming it was the Cloud Atlas chap and not the Comedian. If you search his name you get him or (author(not him)).
Though to be fair, all searches on your name as writer or author come back as you. Bring a little case with books to sell when on tour?
Though to be fair, all searches on your name as writer or author come back as you. Bring a little case with books to sell when on tour?
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I remember seeing a David Mitchell book and assuming it was the Cloud Atlas chap and not the Comedian. If you search his name you get him or (author(not him)).
Though to be fair, all searches on your name as writer or author come back as you. Bring a little case with books to sell when on tour?
Though to be fair, all searches on your name as writer or author come back as you. Bring a little case with books to sell when on tour?
When is international murder an infamous bastard day, that's what I want to know??
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 PM
When is international murder an infamous bastard day, that's what I want to know??
It's going to take many dead ignorant people (sadly many children by proxy) before reality sinks in.
I ignore anyone who "believes" anti-science, never reads history or feels they have to say "do your own research". Qualified people do research, unqualified scrolling on the shitter isn't research.
I ignore anyone who "believes" anti-science, never reads history or feels they have to say "do your own research". Qualified people do research, unqualified scrolling on the shitter isn't research.
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It's going to take many dead ignorant people (sadly many children by proxy) before reality sinks in.
I ignore anyone who "believes" anti-science, never reads history or feels they have to say "do your own research". Qualified people do research, unqualified scrolling on the shitter isn't research.
I ignore anyone who "believes" anti-science, never reads history or feels they have to say "do your own research". Qualified people do research, unqualified scrolling on the shitter isn't research.
Beans on toast. I think @markradcliffe.bsky.social actually did, might have been beans and jacket potato?
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Beans on toast. I think @markradcliffe.bsky.social actually did, might have been beans and jacket potato?
1st amendment: No dicks, no dick-tators.
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
1st amendment: No dicks, no dick-tators.
Was there no fun to be had in stating that for one, the birthday is over, but the other can party on?
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Was there no fun to be had in stating that for one, the birthday is over, but the other can party on?
I haven't opened Twitter since the US election results day, I think it would be worse than opening a door and finding my parents having sex, and they're both dead.
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I haven't opened Twitter since the US election results day, I think it would be worse than opening a door and finding my parents having sex, and they're both dead.
That reminds me of a great book by Philip Kerr.
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 AM
That reminds me of a great book by Philip Kerr.
Congratulations!
January 12, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Congratulations!
Spookily immediately after I sent it your doppelganger appeared on platform 3 Bristol Parkway. I'm not sure if they noticed my double take.
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Spookily immediately after I sent it your doppelganger appeared on platform 3 Bristol Parkway. I'm not sure if they noticed my double take.
Just run a marathon and call it cramming.
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Just run a marathon and call it cramming.
11th January will be my 58th birthday! It would make me very happy indeed to win this.
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
11th January will be my 58th birthday! It would make me very happy indeed to win this.
Ah it's the acast one, and I think I've "put a shortcut on my desktop", which I will be looking for throughout my 6 hr train journey starting soon. Thanks, sorry, please and thank you.
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Ah it's the acast one, and I think I've "put a shortcut on my desktop", which I will be looking for throughout my 6 hr train journey starting soon. Thanks, sorry, please and thank you.
Did I say please and sorry.
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Did I say please and sorry.