Cosmo’s Loft Party in Hackney Wick is the best shindig I’ve been to in 45 years. She’s done David Mancuso’s legacy proud. They serve food and cake during the evening too. Feels like being at a good friend’s house-party. No phones on the dance floor either.

Apologies for missing question mark on first para!

Quick question Rob; surely you must be tempted to block anyone from submitting further to Fesshole or AnonOpin if they express, or comment upon, a submission that shows them to be a bit Daily Maily, Brexity or Reformy.

Speaking for myself, I think I’d find the power almost impossible to resist.

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…with fried egg, obviously.

Thanks Bill. I shall honour Michael’s fantastically colourful life by sharing these mixes with as many people as I can. x

PS. Colleen’s session at The Loft Party in Hackney Wick on Sunday was an absolute joy.

Free range cat owners should, by law, have a subcutaneous tracker fitted to their cat and a receiver that triggers a mild but sufficiently uncomfortable electric shock every time their cat trespasses outside the boundaries of their home. Agree that people shouldn’t own a dog they can’t control.

And the mucus…oh God the endless mucus.

Please cover wooden toothpick containers in your next instalment.

This you Mr. Manuel? Seems related to your recent satsuma marmalade making endeavours.

Good work , sir! I salute you.

‘Chatabix’ with Joe Wilkinson & David Earl might be what you’re after.

Sure, absolutely…but we’d hate to miss out on the ecstasy.

If you haven’t already seen it, I highly recommend this:

Mutiny in Heaven: The Birthday Party.
watch.amazon.co.uk/detail?gti=a...

Hope they don’t try to resurrect it and thus ‘enshittificate’ its memory.

As you were. Carry on.

Catweazle on picking up and closely observing a snail:“Thou horned imp, always at home, born wearing thy destiny. I have no shell, no armour, but on my back 900 years. There must be a way, I came by magic and by magic I will return"

One of the best British children’s TV programmes ever.

Good work, sir. A far superior sonic weapon than Nickelback.