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Tweet: @MarkKriegsman "How I want to learn [your thing] : 1. Text on website 2. Text on paper … 2428. Spraypainted on side of cow 2429. Video tutorials"
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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“The complete dismissal of his defamation case was yet another moment where Chris was pursued by an opportunity for personal growth. Again, Chris was too fast.”
July 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Too easy
The ‘guns - lots of guns’ sequence from The Matrix
June 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Daisy, much missed, on my old router. She used to like sitting on top of doors too!
Ginger cat sitting on router
June 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Post a picture of when your pet was little
Image of a puppy in a cat litter tray
June 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Absolute genius! Very much looking forward to my first delivery @bencollins.bsky.social
Also waiting for them is a copy of a letter from Bryce P. Tetraeder, the fake CEO of Global Tetrahedron, the real parent company of The Onion, explaining the significance of the Editorial Board's stance. "We teeter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state," the editorial reads. "That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing." It continues: "Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone on about what's happening to their precious democracy. This is the time for getting down on all fours and groveling."
June 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Seems to be a problem with sharplab on the Bluesky app? They all show up as this
The default sharplab page
June 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Amy wtaf
A border collie cross lying at the top of the stairs with one pair of legs on the skirting board and the other pair on the runner
June 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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A black postbox (mailbox) on a wall with cat legs and a red handle
June 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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ok this is brilliant
Slogan tshirt; “Drugs win drug war” (by The Onion)
June 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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"How I want to learn [your thing] : 1. Text on website 2. Text on paper ••• 2428. Spraypainted on side of cow 2429. Video tutorials"
May 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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King Barney
In a sense Lineker is a victim of this too. In any sane version of the public discourse his views would be drowned out and submerged by figures of genuine relevance willing to speak out. Where are the public intellectuals, the archbishops, the supremely informed correspondents, the MPs who are educated and fearless enough to at least voice views on international affairs? It should be seen as a genuine shared failing, the ultimate comment on an inane celebrity culture that the most widely amplified voice here is not Tony Benn or Gore Vidal or Malcolm Muggeridge, but the man who says: "Next up our choices for goal of the month," and is famous for doing a show in his pants.
May 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Yeah you have to tire them out or they will drive you crazy
Border collie in a water trough
May 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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The whole thing is even weirder
A bigger picture of the same tree which I can’t really describe, sorry
May 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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ooo tree
A picture of a tree looking like a face saying ‘ooo’
May 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Did not know (or maybe just forgot) this:
Within the larger group of the grey flair, those who would not press the button, smaller cults formed with unique beliefs to others that also held the grey flair. Of these, the most prominent was the "Knights of The Button". Members of this cult attempted to prevent the button from ever reaching zero by pressing it before the clock could fully descend. The 'Knights' went so far as to create an algorithm associated with a large pool of thousands of "dummy" accounts to press the button automatically before it could reach zero. However, of these accounts, one was not verified to have been created prior to 1 April 2015, and therefore was unable to press the button, permitting it to finally reach zero.
May 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Some idiot signed up for this with my email. I have no interest in golf, anyone want it? DM me and I’ll give you the link
“Your digital subscription to golf magazine” plus a picture of the magazine cover, which somewhat unsurprisingly has a golfer on it
May 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Fuck knows who I’m going to vote for now but not you @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
Labour Party membership resignation form
May 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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how can beans be singular?!
“Explore classic Baked Beans at Heinz To Home. Heinz Beanz doesn't just taste great but is nutritious; high in fibre, high in...”
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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My current reread! Same edition I think. Yes that is a High School Musical bookmark..
My copy of Monstrous Regiment
April 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Bravo @davidallengreen.bsky.social - davidallengreen.com/2025/04/how-...
("Justice Alito dissents" is a welcome legal phrase in any supreme court judgment, and it perhaps should be set to music to the tune of "Miss Otis Regrets".)
April 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Playing a long game though
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April 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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post dog
Amy, a border collie shepherd cross, ‘wearing’ glasses
April 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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From Maskerade:
A note in “neat copperplate handwriting“ Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE !!!!! Yrs sincerely The Opera Ghost 'What sort of person,' said Salzella patiently, 'sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM