Stuart Gibson
@stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh
I'm not here, I'm on Mastodon.
https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart
Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic
https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart
Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic
You know how when you were younger and played Tony Hawk Pro Skater and then when you went outside you assessed everything as a potential thing to skate?
Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You know how when you were younger and played Tony Hawk Pro Skater and then when you went outside you assessed everything as a potential thing to skate?
Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
My pain threshold basically doesn't exist when I'm drunk.
Which seems dangerous.
Which seems dangerous.
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My pain threshold basically doesn't exist when I'm drunk.
Which seems dangerous.
Which seems dangerous.
I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
And right now I'm so in love with you
December 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
And right now I'm so in love with you
Remember when Instagram was good and people posted nice photos and not just crap that makes it feel like Facebook?
Retro is a bit like that.
retro.app/@stuartgibson
Retro is a bit like that.
retro.app/@stuartgibson
Retro. Social Photo Journal
If you could design the most perfect social network, what would it look like? We asked this and landed on Retro, a new social app that feels like a breath of fresh air.
Retro is a weekly photo journal that (1) brings you closer to the people you actually care about and (2) helps you appreciate your own life ...
retro.app
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Remember when Instagram was good and people posted nice photos and not just crap that makes it feel like Facebook?
Retro is a bit like that.
retro.app/@stuartgibson
Retro is a bit like that.
retro.app/@stuartgibson
🎄🎄🎄
(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🎄🎄🎄
(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
Careless Whisper might be one of the greatest songs ever written, and I am fully uninterested in any alternative opinions.
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Careless Whisper might be one of the greatest songs ever written, and I am fully uninterested in any alternative opinions.
Hands up if you read a story yesterday about a woman having a worm hatch under her skin and then last night had a dream about pulling a six feet long rainbow coloured worm out of a hole in your chest 🙋🏻
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hands up if you read a story yesterday about a woman having a worm hatch under her skin and then last night had a dream about pulling a six feet long rainbow coloured worm out of a hole in your chest 🙋🏻
A huge fire breaking out at the COP30 climate talks and spewing CO2 into the atmosphere is a little on the nose, don'tcha think?
www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9...
www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9...
COP30 evacuated after fire breaks out
Thousands of people are attending the UN climate talks in Brazil.
www.bbc.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A huge fire breaking out at the COP30 climate talks and spewing CO2 into the atmosphere is a little on the nose, don'tcha think?
www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9...
www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9...
New record in the number of celebrities whose names I recognise in "I'm a Celebrity…" this year: two. Three if Jack Osbourne is Ozzy's kid.
(Don't panic, I'm not going to actually watch it)
(Don't panic, I'm not going to actually watch it)
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
New record in the number of celebrities whose names I recognise in "I'm a Celebrity…" this year: two. Three if Jack Osbourne is Ozzy's kid.
(Don't panic, I'm not going to actually watch it)
(Don't panic, I'm not going to actually watch it)
What is it with tiny dicked men becoming fascists?
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What is it with tiny dicked men becoming fascists?
I can't even with "book nooks".
What are you doing, people? That's space that could be used for more books.
What are you doing, people? That's space that could be used for more books.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I can't even with "book nooks".
What are you doing, people? That's space that could be used for more books.
What are you doing, people? That's space that could be used for more books.
People need to leave Susan alone. Have you ever considered that maybe Susan isn't lazy, maybe she's just exhausted by the world?
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
People need to leave Susan alone. Have you ever considered that maybe Susan isn't lazy, maybe she's just exhausted by the world?
Gnocchi is just potato bread with pretensions of Mediterranean grandeur send tweet.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Gnocchi is just potato bread with pretensions of Mediterranean grandeur send tweet.
Do your best to live a life where your obituary isn't almost exclusively about what an asshole you were.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/1...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/1...
James Watson, who helped unravel DNA’s double-helix, has died
His work was celebrated, but he was ostracized for racist, sexist comments.
arstechnica.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Do your best to live a life where your obituary isn't almost exclusively about what an asshole you were.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/1...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/1...
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The first mince pies have been consumed, and I have no interest in your complaints that we're starting Christmas too early.
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The first mince pies have been consumed, and I have no interest in your complaints that we're starting Christmas too early.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Making soda farls this morning.
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Making soda farls this morning.
Egg nog and A Very Murray Christmas on.
'Tis the season.
'Tis the season.
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Egg nog and A Very Murray Christmas on.
'Tis the season.
'Tis the season.
You realise the next grift is going to be Trump claiming he built the Epstein Ballroom at the White House, therefore he needs paid when it's used, even after he leaves office, right?
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You realise the next grift is going to be Trump claiming he built the Epstein Ballroom at the White House, therefore he needs paid when it's used, even after he leaves office, right?
The last time the White House was this badly damaged was in 1814 by British troops under the command of a King.
October 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The last time the White House was this badly damaged was in 1814 by British troops under the command of a King.
Kebab Demon Hunters, is that anything?
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Kebab Demon Hunters, is that anything?
"We hope you're enjoying the Backblaze Computer Backup service."
Look. I like Backblaze. It is a good product. I think it is worth paying for. It has saved my ass multiple times. But no one, and I mean no one, "enjoys" their backup service.
Look. I like Backblaze. It is a good product. I think it is worth paying for. It has saved my ass multiple times. But no one, and I mean no one, "enjoys" their backup service.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"We hope you're enjoying the Backblaze Computer Backup service."
Look. I like Backblaze. It is a good product. I think it is worth paying for. It has saved my ass multiple times. But no one, and I mean no one, "enjoys" their backup service.
Look. I like Backblaze. It is a good product. I think it is worth paying for. It has saved my ass multiple times. But no one, and I mean no one, "enjoys" their backup service.