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Mamdani sign: “Oceans are now battlefields”
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Mamdani sign reading “Where’s your for king poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Buster, photoshopped so that he's appearing in a portal in the game Portal.
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Stupid sexy Shearsmith #taskmaster
A screenshot from the Simpsons where Homer is skiing and thinking about "stupid sexy Flanders"; however, Ned Flanders has been replaced with Reece Shearsmith in Taskmaster, holding up a drawing of a skiing supermodel.
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
#CelebrityTraitors
Frame 1: Bart Simpsons says to Lisa "Watch this, Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half." Frame 2: Nick Mohammed on the Celebrity Traitors, shocked as he's just been told by Alan Carr that Alan is a traitor.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Paul Staines' signature, and Paul Staines' signature while drink-driving
Guy Fawkes' signature, before and after torture. The before signature is perfectly legible as "Guido Fawkes"; the after signature is a rough scrawl.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Some text in the style of the Robocop logo, which reads "Robo Lecoq".
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
- You write that movie synopsis?
- Sure did boss, real fuckin cursory just like you asked
A screenshot of the IMDB entry for the 1972 film Neither the Sea Nor the Sand. The film synopsis is “Wife on Isle of Jersey, meets pilot, they become lovers. Flee to Scotland. While making love on beach, lighthouse keeper dies. Incident triggers further events.”
November 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
A screenshot of a post by The Independent. The wording “the biggest royal scandals in British history as Andrew crisis deepens” is repeated 3 times Meme photo showing a suit label that reads “Jacob’s By Marc Jacobs For Marc By Marc Jacobs In Collaboration With Marc Jacobs For Marc By Marc Jacobs”
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tweet by user @acablart. It reads “november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel”
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
truly cursed celebrity endorsement in this ad for the economist from 1996
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A Simpsons screenshot. Legs, a gangster, stares in disbelief and says “I’m seeing double here. Four Bill De Blasios!”
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
The cast of Spaced
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons, singing: “When you’re alone and life is gettin’ you lonely ye can always go” Screenshot of the AI game. A sign reads: “Uptoown”
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
tired: you know Christmas is on the way when you see mince pies in Tesco

wired: you know Christmas is on the way when you see the Viz annual in The Works
A photo of the latest Viz annual on the shelf of The Works. It’s marked down from £13.99 to £10.00, which the price sticker claims is “Huge Savings”. If you look closely, you can see that the annual is shrinkwrapped; presumably to stop children reading it instore.
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A screenshot of the 1957 Looney Tunes cartoon “What’s Opera, Doc?”. It shows Bugs Bunny, dressed as the Valkyrie Brünnhilde, riding a chonky white horse.
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Lemmings being played 2-player; and Kirk Van Houten holding up 2 fingers and saying “I don’t like the idea of plugging two mice into one computer”
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
celia imrie, black metal vocalist
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
absolute scenes in celebrity traitors
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A Simpsons screengrab, edited so it looks like Smithers is cowering and covering his eyes to avoid looking at a twerking Biffo.
October 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The picture from the quoted post -- a dog with a shotgun mic (ie. one with a long thin barrel) pointing towards it -- with the HUD from DOOM superimposed at the bottom.
October 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
PiMan jumpscare
A cropped portion of the quoted magazine pages, showing Automata UK’s mascot, the PiMan — a grotesque character with a large bulbous Noseybonk-esque nose and the symbol Pi on his chest.
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It really is -- just look at him! #hot
A screenshot of the Spectrum 128k version of Rasputin's intro.
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A Simpsons screengrab of Troy McClure in an educational film talking to a child. He is saying: “If a printer ever got the chance it’d eat you and everyone you care about.”
October 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Same goes for Russia’s greatest love machine
The box art for the 1986 Firebird game Rasputin. The branding that shows it’s part of the label’s HOT range is just above the game name, so it effectively reads “HOT Rasputin”.
October 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM