I wouldn't be able to go anywhere anyway since I wouldn't fit in my car. Plus the tail would make it hard to sit in any size vehicle.

I've gotten so used to Firefox ad-blocker I forget some of the streaming services I use have ads. Why pay more to get rid of ads when I can just block them.

I have developed the habit of tapping my keyring to my car before I close the door because I consistently static shock myself every time I get out my car.

I swear there's a movie or something about this

It probably weighs around 20 lb currently.

The other day I saw a couple of Red-Shouldered Hawks at my job. It looks like they're gonna nest in one of the trees. I'll have to start bringing my monocular.

The only glow-in-the-dark glass I'm aware of is uranium glass, which isn't exactly the easiest material to work with. It would probably be better to use some kind of resin that resembles glass with glow-in-the-dark pigment mixed in.

How's this? In case people don't recognize it, this is the French taunts from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

It's gotten to the point where hearing my real name just feels weird now.

One that I would recommend is The Thing. There's the one from 1982 and another one from 2011. I personally like the newer one more.

Merp!

This is exactly why I started working on my car myself. Mechanic wanted $600 to replace a gasket. The gasket in question cost like $30.

With temperatures dropping, don't forget to switch to winter air for your tires.

I went to one of their concerts just last weekend!

I coincidentally have a lot in common with sergals, so it fits quite well.