American Homer Story
@stryker1.bsky.social
See this is the evil futurist bullshit I'm looking for. If we're going to get the worst version of the future, it can at least follow the plot.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
See this is the evil futurist bullshit I'm looking for. If we're going to get the worst version of the future, it can at least follow the plot.
"And when the lamb opened the fourth seal, he said LMAO"
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"And when the lamb opened the fourth seal, he said LMAO"
Begun the Jinglehop has…
a picture of yoda from star wars with the words begin the clone war has
ALT: a picture of yoda from star wars with the words begin the clone war has
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Begun the Jinglehop has…
Dawg have you tried hungry hungry Unicorns?
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dawg have you tried hungry hungry Unicorns?
What does it mean?
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What does it mean?
You leave Karl out of this!
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You leave Karl out of this!
all my homies hate chuck schumer
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
all my homies hate chuck schumer
Sorry
The fight is fundraising.
The fight is fundraising.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sorry
The fight is fundraising.
The fight is fundraising.
Buddy, they won’t even let ME chuck him.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Buddy, they won’t even let ME chuck him.
I have always thought that, despite being lazy and unhelpful the “if voting could change something it would be illegal” dudes were lowkey onto something.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I have always thought that, despite being lazy and unhelpful the “if voting could change something it would be illegal” dudes were lowkey onto something.
Look at my opposition party, dawg.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Look at my opposition party, dawg.
First you lose money
Then you lose money
Then they laugh at you
Then you lose money
Then you lose money
Then they laugh at you
Then you lose money
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
First you lose money
Then you lose money
Then they laugh at you
Then you lose money
Then you lose money
Then they laugh at you
Then you lose money
Oh man they might have me this time…
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh man they might have me this time…
Just one more pump!
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Just one more pump!
Break Embargo you cowards!
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Break Embargo you cowards!
Can’t wait for the next RNC where he will do a karaoke cover of Feasting On The Blood Of The Insane by Six Feet Under…
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Can’t wait for the next RNC where he will do a karaoke cover of Feasting On The Blood Of The Insane by Six Feet Under…
Place is getting more affordable by the hour
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Place is getting more affordable by the hour
Folks, we’re at peak Slate
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Folks, we’re at peak Slate
Did they forget to include the smear?
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Did they forget to include the smear?
I like the idea that 9/11 was some kind of Alarm clock
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I like the idea that 9/11 was some kind of Alarm clock
Can somebody get this man a Monster Energy or something?
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can somebody get this man a Monster Energy or something?