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lisa d.
@strwbrrysmk.bsky.social
she/her. 29.
just talking to the void.
I'm a whole different beast when I have road rage in the car by myself.
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
hope everyone in the car wash line likes lorna shore
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Reposted by lisa d.
So true
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
panic shoppers are FUCKING STUPID !!!!!!
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
can't wait until the douchebag with the loud truck next door moves the fuck out.
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"the most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way."
*fires dab torch
December 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
why does flossing my sore gums lowkey feel kinda good??
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
man, rip marble 🙏
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
not me requesting a credit limit increase so i could buy lunch today without asking my husband for money 🫣
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
idc who's in the files, they all should be publicly stoned to death by every one of their victims 😊
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
my town is most likely getting a data center. oh goodie. 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
why on earth does this cat prefer to hang out in the musty ass basement instead of a cozy living room???
October 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
living in PA is such ass. i just bought so much weed for so cheap out of state. i dont wanna go home 😭😭
October 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
*pulls into a Wendy's minutes after telling my doc that I'm working on improving my diet*
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The same people who preach Christian values are the same ones who would deport Jesus.
September 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i will not tolerate yungblud slander.
September 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Reposted by lisa d.
August 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
people out there making fun of polyamory meanwhile i get to live every bi woman's dream of having a golden retriever gamer boy and an alt baddie at the same time.
August 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
im glad im not the only one who sang "my black son" to their black cats.
August 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i wanna eat the walmart shrimp and see what powers i get.
August 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
>pauses @highrollersdnd.bsky.social to watch tiktoks on my lunch.
>unpauses to "He looks like a good blow is gonna finish him off..."
>wonders which podcast I was listening to prior to said lunch.
August 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Reposted by lisa d.
The problem is we aren't getting our news from reputable sources, like the newsboy shouting "extra! extra!"
July 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I enjoy being outside and dont mind bugs too much but GET OFF ME JFC
July 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
now, idgaf about hulk hogan, but when we said "no, you were supposed to take the old orange guy," we didn't mean him.
July 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
time for my yearly yearning for a fursuit as i, a "closeted" furry from near pgh, see all the AC posts and tiktoks 😞
July 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM