Not every joke worked, but some were inspired. This movie deserved a Fresh rating for the slow clap guy alone.

It’s “effect” in this context.

She didn’t. She voted against one but not the other. (Agree that it’s horrible that both passed).

For years, I believed that Three Dog Night did the soundtrack for It’s Alive, based on a hazy childhood memory of being terrified by the album jacket at a friend’s house. Later, I realized that my little kid brain had combined It’s Alive with this nightmare fuel —

Snowpup

Wore these socks today without thinking about it. The subconscious is a powerful thing.

This is exactly the search result I was looking for

Ooh ooh I’m in! This is Poppy and she loves Nic Cage (probably)

Poppy’s first snow. I think she’s a fan!

The power a single eyeball sprinkle has to take a cutout cookie from “holiday ornament” to “something that lives in a lab and spends its agonizing days whispering ‘please kill me’ to all unfortunate enough to happen upon it”

Poppy, female

“My ancestors were wolves” my dog silently admonishes me as I tie the strings of her VERY FIRST FRINGED SWEATER CAPE!

Eeeek our dogs are twins!

That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?

Poppy would like to show you her leaf

Hi Bluesky! Here’s my dog.