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strooper1.bsky.social
Chris
@strooper1.bsky.social
39 🏳️‍🌈 in Seattle. I write poorly, work too much, and play video games badly. I sometimes stream and always eating.
Trying to be more of what I expect in people. Trying to radically love and stay optimistic about everything.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You can’t date men with insane amounts of muscles but have zero emotional maturity, no empathy, and an insulting communication style. Just fuck them and run.
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Happy man tit Monday
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Feeling good lately
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Everyday I new muscle pops up. Soon I’ll be a beast. I cannot be stopped.
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The guy I’m seeing requested that I save my loads. It’s day three. I need him to give me a timeline of when he plans to come get this load
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Chest and arm update. I’m rapidly seeing tit progress look at them!
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My crush turned down my nude because he was in the office today. That’s fine, I guess he’s fine if I died today and he couldn’t see my giant dong one last time.
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
These tik tok holes are soft
October 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A little outdoor therapy, you could follow me on tik tok, Strooper1, I’m gonna start posting there more.
October 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I should stop filling my loneliness with strangers. But it’s easy and I think I’m too broken for anything real.
October 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sent in the straight man group chat today. I only send voice messages because it pisses them off. It’s their fault for green bubbles.
October 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My Etsy witch is doing extra work because how did I miss a toxic bullet of a man only to accidentally meet the hottest man that’s ever given me attention?! Anyway here’s a picture I thought was cute but giving wonky eyes cringe.
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Good morning bottoms
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I hope you all enjoyed my big tittie update because I have a boyfriend now and I’m crediting my knockers
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I feel beefy lately
September 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Had a lunch date and wouldn’t you know it… got used for my huge dong and heavy tits.
September 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Anyway here’s my fucking tits and dad bod
September 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Me when you look back
September 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m feeling better
September 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I feel exhausted and filled with aches. I’m a big baby when I’m sick.
September 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Woke up sick as fuck but I’m being really brave about it.
September 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me and who
September 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’ll be there day ONE for De Noche. I know the chemistry between them is gonna be wild!
September 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Titties are sore so I’ll just lay here and play video games and eat tomorrows lunch meal prep 😁
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM