Worm Circus
@strongestkungfu.bsky.social
Everybody's got a job to do, everybody's got to move and groove. He/him.
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Worm Circus
@strongestkungfu.bsky.social
· Dec 21
I had to quit the army after someone blew my nards off with a bazooka
I’ve got the unearned optimism and confidence of someone selling a 15-year old workout DVD on Facebook marketplace for $10.
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’ve got the unearned optimism and confidence of someone selling a 15-year old workout DVD on Facebook marketplace for $10.
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To be fair, she’s been out of bed for almost two hours.
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
To be fair, she’s been out of bed for almost two hours.
There’s only one correct answer and it’s “every line in the Angel Cop dub” youtu.be/Gf0TgvjS3F8?...
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There’s only one correct answer and it’s “every line in the Angel Cop dub” youtu.be/Gf0TgvjS3F8?...
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
Love anointing my dudes with perfumed oils
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Love anointing my dudes with perfumed oils
I’m a RETVRN guy for cabbies calling me “Mack”.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m a RETVRN guy for cabbies calling me “Mack”.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
I was trying to copy that viral “high-heel plucking the pantyhose” pose and accidentally got a shoe stuck in my ass.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I was trying to copy that viral “high-heel plucking the pantyhose” pose and accidentally got a shoe stuck in my ass.
I’ll get a Steam Machine based on the strength of the Steam Deck alone. My PS5’s been growing cobwebs since I bought a Deck last year.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’ll get a Steam Machine based on the strength of the Steam Deck alone. My PS5’s been growing cobwebs since I bought a Deck last year.
The best MST3K episodes are the teen delinquent movies ☝️😤
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The best MST3K episodes are the teen delinquent movies ☝️😤
Cigarettes should be savory
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cigarettes should be savory
I’ve been absolutely mainlining Skald: Against the Black Priory. If you’re like me and grew up playing Ultima, Wizardry, and the SSI Gold Box games, you owe it to yourself to give this one a shot. youtu.be/8BXJGYOLmCM?...
Skald: Against The Black Priory - Official Launch Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’ve been absolutely mainlining Skald: Against the Black Priory. If you’re like me and grew up playing Ultima, Wizardry, and the SSI Gold Box games, you owe it to yourself to give this one a shot. youtu.be/8BXJGYOLmCM?...
The van in WHEELS ON MEALS is so sick.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The van in WHEELS ON MEALS is so sick.
You’re under penis arrest
Hey Office Lady, Your Body Is A Crime Mami Hoshino
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You’re under penis arrest
Might’ve just lathed of heavened a kei truck sighting during a walk. An auspicious omen!
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Might’ve just lathed of heavened a kei truck sighting during a walk. An auspicious omen!
The Twilight Zone episode “The Shelter” is basically a self-insert fantasy about telling the HOA to fuck themselves—and being morally and factually correct when doing so.
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Twilight Zone episode “The Shelter” is basically a self-insert fantasy about telling the HOA to fuck themselves—and being morally and factually correct when doing so.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
That lego Enterprise having an Ensign Ro minifig as a preorder bonus was designed to trap me specifically
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That lego Enterprise having an Ensign Ro minifig as a preorder bonus was designed to trap me specifically
Demanding a refund on my ouija board because the spirits keep spelling out “cuck” every time I try to ask a question.
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Demanding a refund on my ouija board because the spirits keep spelling out “cuck” every time I try to ask a question.
Trans ally Batman
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Trans ally Batman
I was hoping for a Nova Cats DLC, but will settle for once again playing as Wolf *I guess*
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I was hoping for a Nova Cats DLC, but will settle for once again playing as Wolf *I guess*
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HOLY CRAP: New Mechwarrior 5: Clans DLC announced: Wolves of Tukayyid where we play for Natasha Kerensky's Wolf Dragoons against the Com Guards in over 20 missions with 6 new mechs including the NAGA!! mw5clans.com/dlc/wolves-o...
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
HOLY CRAP: New Mechwarrior 5: Clans DLC announced: Wolves of Tukayyid where we play for Natasha Kerensky's Wolf Dragoons against the Com Guards in over 20 missions with 6 new mechs including the NAGA!! mw5clans.com/dlc/wolves-o...
Nothing like going to bed comfortable that the worst people in America were putting gun barrels in their mouths “just to see how it feels” and then waking up to read the Canadian government’s dogshit “Budget For No One”.
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Nothing like going to bed comfortable that the worst people in America were putting gun barrels in their mouths “just to see how it feels” and then waking up to read the Canadian government’s dogshit “Budget For No One”.