I'm going to suck all of the dusk out of the blood holy shit

Lumon seems to be the only employer willing to take on people in positions without them having to have five years experience in a similar role (Unless Mark has been refining macrodata for an as of yet unknown first wife)

Tom Cruise should play that rude dwarf tleilax guy in Dune part 3

You finish the underground dungeon, you're ready to fight the Pyromancer leading the Gnolls on their rampage, you look up the spiral stairs leading to the surface and see this (she has a 60ft cone breath weapon)

So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard

Someone is excited to receive their new copy of Godhusk

I started a faction map for my own upcoming underdark game inspired by @mapcrow.bsky.social and finally figured out what dwarves look like in my world (Final Fantasy Fred Dibnah)

Sunday's session will be the second to last before the end of my current campaign which will be the first time I have ended a game on my own terms without burning out. The party will be entering the Abbey of Saint Ruthvelyn where each level is accessed depending on the colour of their lantern flame

My favourite memory from running 4e was misreading the hyphenated text "Goblin bar-racks" as "Goblin bar" because I didn't read the rest of the sentence on the next line, thus inadvertently turning Kalarel the vile's temple to Orcus into a Hobgoblin brewery/torture chamber