When I talk to women who are single and especially who are into me, I talk like I have a foot stuck in my mouth. Second she has a boyfriend I'm the literal rizzler

Also Starmaker is a great opening

A proper shonen jump traditional fighter would fix me in ways that I can't even articulate

I think I've spoken to every hot guy in Philadelphia on Grindr

There's a military base in Staten Island, might be from there