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Jesse
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Worked at a convenience store so most of the time it was the convenience store special: 32oz. fountain Mountain Dew, cheddar Combos, individual package of Advil.
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Posted the gif that irritates me the most but I am taking it down now, wasn’t actually funny, sorry 😑
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Genuinely wholesome text, hell yeah
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Chomsky track aside, the album (The Gato Hunch) is worth checking out if you’ve got a Quicksand or RATM Evil Empire-era itch that needs scratching
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
(which was a lot for my 15-year-old brain)
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Found it — excerpts from this: youtu.be/GjsWq5cRukM?...
Noam Chomsky - Class War: The Attack on Working People
YouTube video by megakeenbeen
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My intro to Chomsky came from a Stanford Prison Experiment CD I bought in high school — ~30 minute hidden track
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Always sucks to worry about our beloved kitties when they're sick -- glad to hear your guy may be feeling better!
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Agreed with Alex on the RX; I was initially inclined to say CX-5 but the badge might not cut it
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sweet! (I did not initially clock the "RENT ME" CA license plate, haha)
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
These are fantastic -- also, where on earth did you find that wild collection of Mini Mokes
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
to paraphrase dril, you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it ‘em”
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It doesn’t feel like so long ago when I would have mundane thoughts along the lines of “they should bring the Honda e over here!” or “ that Ioniq 5 looks pretty neat!” on any given day, rather than things like “of course, we live in hell, why would any progress ever be made? Hope we don’t all die!”
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
(Snark aside - it's cliched but it really does feel different when it goes down in your hometown. Also not sure who's responsible for needing a win so bad -- FBI, locals, etc. -- that the now-released suspect was reported/doxxed on CNN, only to be subsequently released, but... bad look, guys.)
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
RI resident, former Brown employee, former neighborhood resident (1/2 mile walk from that building, which I would stroll by daily) and I'm here to confirm that I am totally reassured by all of this, and I can only assume the wider community is in agreement. Feels great!
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Not sure if your kid lives in Fox Point, but if so, be aware that shots fired were also reported on Governor Street. (Lived in Fox Point and worked at Brown for many years, walked that area daily.) Thinking of you and hope your kid is safe.
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New reports of shots fired on Governor Street. Folks in the Fox Point area near campus, please be safe.
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
doing the David Byrne once in a lifetime arm move but with a red card
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hoo boy. (Looking forward to the article, though I have to admit my initial reaction was "there's another evil guy now? I don't think we need another evil guy, they seem to have this covered already")
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
While I certainly can’t speak for everybody, I will freely admit that I personally follow various writers and creators on this website so I can occasionally read posts and check out things that they have written or created that reside elsewhere on the Internet. Maybe I’m weird though. 🤷🏻‍♂️
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM