Soupslut
@strewthblimey.bsky.social
Don’t be afraid, put your hand in mine. Can you feel the chicken grease?
When you’re a vampire you really need to make other vampire friends. This is of course for many reasons (in particular to protect your me tan health) but a really unmentioned one is not being able to see your reflection
January 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
When you’re a vampire you really need to make other vampire friends. This is of course for many reasons (in particular to protect your me tan health) but a really unmentioned one is not being able to see your reflection
Bestie that’s not very unlearning shame of you :/
January 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Bestie that’s not very unlearning shame of you :/
Phone made a slideshow with the acoustic guitar and everything from the „Turkish eggs“ folder in my fotos
January 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Phone made a slideshow with the acoustic guitar and everything from the „Turkish eggs“ folder in my fotos
He kissed me and it felt like an email
January 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
He kissed me and it felt like an email
I fear for the flavour engineers of Meßmer tea. It seems every month there’s a new tea from such and such country with such and such fruit. And when you run out of countries? How will you feed your ambition? Does it haunt you?
Today I got Französische Pflaume. I don’t think that’s a thing.
Today I got Französische Pflaume. I don’t think that’s a thing.
January 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I fear for the flavour engineers of Meßmer tea. It seems every month there’s a new tea from such and such country with such and such fruit. And when you run out of countries? How will you feed your ambition? Does it haunt you?
Today I got Französische Pflaume. I don’t think that’s a thing.
Today I got Französische Pflaume. I don’t think that’s a thing.
God wants me to fall in love with a potterhead we say no
December 11, 2024 at 1:19 PM
God wants me to fall in love with a potterhead we say no
Count me as the #1 fan of the east side malls terrible AI generated “cool” reindeer. I even got them advertised to me on Instagram I…
December 9, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Count me as the #1 fan of the east side malls terrible AI generated “cool” reindeer. I even got them advertised to me on Instagram I…
Spotify wrapped only reminded me that Pinback is the best band of all time
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Spotify wrapped only reminded me that Pinback is the best band of all time
Cannot stop thinking about the way this cat wiggles his little butt before he pounces
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Cannot stop thinking about the way this cat wiggles his little butt before he pounces
There was something so hot topic about the whole brat summer thing
November 23, 2024 at 11:06 AM
There was something so hot topic about the whole brat summer thing
If I had a bf I’d make him so many NYT connection puzzles
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
If I had a bf I’d make him so many NYT connection puzzles
Actually so problematic that I text my Irish besties in accent
November 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Actually so problematic that I text my Irish besties in accent
weird how hot it is when a guy needs glasses don’t u think?
November 21, 2024 at 5:56 PM
weird how hot it is when a guy needs glasses don’t u think?
What I’m talking bout
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 PM
What I’m talking bout
government is getting rid of free museums on the last Sunday of a month. All to save €2mil… when building a new autobahn nobody wants that will cost €346.000 per metre
1984
1984
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
government is getting rid of free museums on the last Sunday of a month. All to save €2mil… when building a new autobahn nobody wants that will cost €346.000 per metre
1984
1984
Buses are shy creatures, they will not appear if you seem too eager
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Buses are shy creatures, they will not appear if you seem too eager
Upstairs neighbours seem to be playing the souls of the damned for an upcoming recital
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Upstairs neighbours seem to be playing the souls of the damned for an upcoming recital
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New hero just dropped
November 18, 2024 at 8:34 AM
New hero just dropped
American psycho (the book) slappps I hope the new movie does a better job adapting it
November 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM
American psycho (the book) slappps I hope the new movie does a better job adapting it
This “Bello” (nicknamed because of his good looks) guy who fucked half the parliament in equatorial Guinea is like… not even that hot? Must be mad charismatic or something
November 19, 2024 at 5:29 PM
This “Bello” (nicknamed because of his good looks) guy who fucked half the parliament in equatorial Guinea is like… not even that hot? Must be mad charismatic or something
Sometimes I get so hopeful and excited about building queer community and then I speak to a gay man who genuinely asks a question like
„Wait why are you friends that guy if you don’t think he’s attractive??”
Hell yeah king🔥🔥
„Wait why are you friends that guy if you don’t think he’s attractive??”
Hell yeah king🔥🔥
November 19, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Sometimes I get so hopeful and excited about building queer community and then I speak to a gay man who genuinely asks a question like
„Wait why are you friends that guy if you don’t think he’s attractive??”
Hell yeah king🔥🔥
„Wait why are you friends that guy if you don’t think he’s attractive??”
Hell yeah king🔥🔥
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Reskeet if ur so so sleepy
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Reskeet if ur so so sleepy
I have this sick fantasy where a man says something like “babe I love how loquacious you are”
Sadly such things probably never happen in todays cynical world. We killed the last of the poets
Sadly such things probably never happen in todays cynical world. We killed the last of the poets
November 18, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I have this sick fantasy where a man says something like “babe I love how loquacious you are”
Sadly such things probably never happen in todays cynical world. We killed the last of the poets
Sadly such things probably never happen in todays cynical world. We killed the last of the poets