Chad
@stretch3281.bsky.social
I count money. Cats, books, sports, and heavy metal.
more like a golden ass.
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
more like a golden ass.
I don't know if they even win the ball as far back as midfield. more like "win the ball in the attacking third or clear it off your line"
September 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't know if they even win the ball as far back as midfield. more like "win the ball in the attacking third or clear it off your line"
Batman, Catwoman, Poison Ivy
August 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Batman, Catwoman, Poison Ivy
"missed a spot"
"nah, that's rust, not brains."
"nah, that's rust, not brains."
August 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"missed a spot"
"nah, that's rust, not brains."
"nah, that's rust, not brains."
sorry, but no dad has an ass like that. most don't have an ass,
July 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
sorry, but no dad has an ass like that. most don't have an ass,
"Your neighbor snorts nasal spray? Do you know where I can score some?"
Just so many great lines.
Just so many great lines.
July 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Your neighbor snorts nasal spray? Do you know where I can score some?"
Just so many great lines.
Just so many great lines.
what great movie. "My mother hung me from a hook once. Once."
July 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
what great movie. "My mother hung me from a hook once. Once."
Greatest comedy of all time. I love that movie and quote so many lines from it. "tentacles. N T"
July 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Greatest comedy of all time. I love that movie and quote so many lines from it. "tentacles. N T"
"Keep going Reggie, It's filling up."
"I'm doing the best I can"
"I'm doing the best I can"
July 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Keep going Reggie, It's filling up."
"I'm doing the best I can"
"I'm doing the best I can"
The last line of the article is fantastic and absolutely correct.
But I’m not sure it’s possible for some men to write about women without making complete tits of themselves.
But I’m not sure it’s possible for some men to write about women without making complete tits of themselves.
July 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The last line of the article is fantastic and absolutely correct.
But I’m not sure it’s possible for some men to write about women without making complete tits of themselves.
But I’m not sure it’s possible for some men to write about women without making complete tits of themselves.
from my daughter. based on something from Star Wars Minute.
July 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
from my daughter. based on something from Star Wars Minute.
he need something to replace the teeth he lost after a night out with Ole. probably should have waited until he was sober before trying to find a replacement.
June 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
he need something to replace the teeth he lost after a night out with Ole. probably should have waited until he was sober before trying to find a replacement.
wait, what? He's been out for 30 years at least. I thought everybody knew, even non-metalheads.
June 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
wait, what? He's been out for 30 years at least. I thought everybody knew, even non-metalheads.
The trick is to sleep when they sleep. 😜
June 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The trick is to sleep when they sleep. 😜