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@chicagobikesox.com / tech maker / tech hater

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For all your winter storm lakefront trail status needs, follow the @lakefronttrail.bsky.social status bot.

Help out by using #chiLFT to report trail conditions and remember that the Park District tends not to post trail closures or block unsafe trail sections until after the morning commute
Screenshot of Carrot Weather app showing a winter storm warning, temps just at or below freezing with snow overnight, 37mph gusts in the next hour, 89% humidity now, 6° feels like in the morning, and 8.2 inches of snow in the next 12 hours
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Healow is an electronic health record system that someone hired their nephew to build in order to avoid paying for MyChart and one thing that nephew has done is introduce the letter T as an abbreviation for “Thursday”
A screenshot of part of a text message received today at 11:02 am: “Dear Daniel, this is a message regarding your appointment on T, November 13 at 10:30 AM at”
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Brave
Screenshot of ChiMarathon app listed under an “Updated Recently” header, dated “Today”
October 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Yes
Scoble wearing his Google glasses in the shower with his mouth wide open
October 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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@1password.bsky.social @beeper.com figure it out
@signal.org you're cool
Screenshot of a dialog with the following text, followed by an OK button: The following Electron apps were checked: ❌ Beeper Desktop.app (33.2.0) ❌ 1Password.app (37.3.1) ✅ Signal.app (38.2.0) Apps with an ❌ can be slowing down your Mac and need to be updated for Tahoe.
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Taylor says bring in the light
Screenshot of live lyrics for Father Figure by Taylor Swift. “I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger” Lori Lightfoot at a podium mic looking amused
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Shout out to Mariano’s for not putting that scoundrel Bob Mariano’s name on my arm. If you’re looking for Novavax, they have it. My doctor (who is not your doctor) recommended it last year after I had a bad time with the Pfizer/Moderna mRNA shots. It works differently & it’s been much better for me
My arm with a generic band-aid on it
September 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Cool new way for cars to kill people
September 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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It’s lunch time, post hoagie
A dipped italian beef sandwich with hot peppers and cheese in foil
September 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The two jesuses
A priest, confronted by masked government agents in uniform, recoils. One of the agents is pointing some kind of projectile at someone else A guy in a suit effortlessly drags a cross with wheels on his shoulder in front of a stadium full of people. There’s a Fox News bug in the corner
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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No those are called batmen
A comic panel showing Batman punching some guy. There’s a sound effect bubble: “Sock!”
September 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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3x each, and in the app
Alt-text: Screenshot of a notifications screen showing three messages related to a medical televisit. The top notification reads “Start your televisit, Mon, Sep 15, 2025, 10:30 AM” with a button labeled “Start TV” and a timestamp “9:30 AM.” The second notification says “It’s your appointment, Mon, Sep 15, 2025, 10:30 AM” with a button labeled “Check-In” and a date “Sep 11.” The third notification repeats “Start your televisit, Mon, Sep 15, 2025, 10:30 AM” with a “Start TV” button and a date “Sep 10.”
September 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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STFU about Chicago, you don’t live here
A screenshot of a Bears Instagram post. It’s the fifth slide of six. A wall of text: “Our new stadium and mixed-use district will generate lasting benefits for residents, workers, families, and fans in Arlington Heights, Cook County, and the State of Illinois. This development will create more than 56,000 construction jobs, and 9,000 permanent jobs. We are forecasting $10 billion in economic impact attributed to statewide construction, and $256 million in annual statewide new business and tourism impact. Chicago only has 10 cranes in the sky, which pales in comparison to other major cities. It is a once-in-a-generation opportunity for Chicago, its surrounding communities, and the state of Illinois to become the pinnacle of sports and entertainment destinations.&10;&10;This is the type of venue and destination that you all have deserved for years, and we are working every day to make progress. This stadium will allow us to have the best home field advantage in the National Football League. While we do not yet have all the answers, we are optimistic about working with the Village of Arlington Heights to obtain necessary approvals and begin building our new home.”
September 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Where are all these share.google tracking links coming from all of the sudden? Are people's android phones doing that? The google search app? Chrome?

E.g., this is a link to wikipedia:
Screenshot of a reddit post by Third_Gen_John 1d ago "That is a Nuptial flight for that species of ant. Nuptial flight - Wikipedia https://share.google/dqRzOWkGhfA53Fjm3"
July 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Look, I don’t exclusively grumpy post. Here’s a good time on the river post.
Three people having a good time at the great river parade. Lawrence Tome, River King, and band play on a concrete pillar in the river while people watch from under the bridge.
July 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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100%* of the people enjoying the kiss cam gag with their kids at the Savannah Bananas game think a gay teacher acknowledging the existence of their spouse inappropriately exposes young people to the concept of sex
July 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Oh so they fuck with Old Town now?
Two vintage Chicago Tribune advertisements for "The Parkview" condominium from 1978. Left Ad (June 25, 1978): Shows people outdoors with tall residential building in background. Advertises that over 90% of units are sold, emphasizing Gold Coast living at costs well under market price for Gold Coast condominiums. Highlights that value-minded buyers can still get studios, convertible efficiencies, or one- and two-bedroom units. Located at 1660 North LaSalle across from Lincoln Park, short stroll from beach, near Treasure Island shopping, with bus access to Michigan Avenue and downtown. Features 24-hour doorman, swimming pool, central heating and air conditioning, self-park garage, and surprising closet space. Notes it's not in the heart of the Gold Coast but close enough to enjoy the Lake, Park, beach and other things that make the Gold Coast an outstanding neighborhood. Promises well-built building with outstanding services at prices the Gold Coast will never see again. Right Ad (April 30, 1978): Shows tall residential building. Headline promises Gold Coast living for a lot less than Gold Coast prices. Describes The Parkview (formerly Eugene Square) as giving buyers most things they want in a Gold Coast home at costs well under market price for Gold Coast condominiums. Emphasizes breathtaking views of lake and city skyline, location across from Lincoln Park near beach and shopping, bus access to Michigan Avenue. Same amenities as left ad plus dishwashers and double ovens in larger units. Again positions as not in Gold Coast heart but close enough for Gold Coast lifestyle. Contact: 1660 North LaSalle, 751-1660. Studios, convertible efficiencies, one- and two-bedroom units with financing available.
July 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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This is great work but let's not forget that 1660 N. LaSalle is also a NOTORIOUS criminal scoffing ground
Archival scan of a newspaper article, part 1. Headline: "No. 1 scofflaw scoffs at law once again" Text: A WARRANT for the arrest of Gerald Cooper, 28, Chicago's number one traffic scofflaw, who was fined $14,500 in May, was issued Monday by Presiding Judge Richard LaFevour of Traffic Court. Archival scan of a newspaper article, part 2. Text: Cooper, of 1660 N. LaSalle St., failed to appear in court Fri'ay, when he was supposed to pay the first $1,000 of his fine. The fine was imposed for ignoring 780 parking tickets issued for his car between 1973 and 1977. When arrested, Cooper, who is unemployed, was given 30 days in which to pay the first $1,000 of the fine and ordered to pay $200 a month for five years and seven months. THE FINE WAS imposed hy Judge Richard Dowdle of Traffic Court after Cooper pleaded guilty to failing to pay the parking tick-ets-67 of which were issued in 1973, 83 in 1974, 131 in 1975, 369 in 1976, and 130 in 1977. Cooper was identified as the city's leading traffic scofflaw by a computer in June, 1977, but it took police almost a year to track him down.
July 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Ed’s post but with the text edited to be about unlimited shrimp: Photo of text: “How much shrimp do l get? Burst limits will always be greater than the cost of one's plan! If you've bought Pro, you'll always get to use over $20 of model inference at APl prices before seeing any rate limits. Users get unlimited agent requests when using the 'auto' model selector, which routes to a frontier model that has capacity at that time.” Text: “I am not trying to be dramatic, but it's pretty easy to come to the conclusion that Red Lobster is going to die. You are guaranteed, as part of your plan, to get more shrimp than your plan costs. So if you're at $20-a-month, you get more than $20 in shrimp . This isn't a good business!” Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) bsky.app
July 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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You must seek out and observe a total eclipse as soon as you possibly can
A man and woman observing an eclipse in an urban park. They’re wearing White Sox and Bike Sox gear and eclipse glasses. One caught the camera just as the photo was taken.
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Or, if you can’t afford to build yet, just fill the lots up with people because even though you sold out your opening day game and there’s an influx of tourists for a total eclipse of the sun and Caitlin Clark is in town to play NCAA championship basketball there’s still room to party
A party in a parking lot. There’s a beer tent and an inflatable thing kids can play in
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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This is a photo of a parking structure next to a ballpark in Cleveland and the kind of thing you could build over what remains of the SEVENTY ACRES of surface parking surrounding Sox park now. Everything in this photo, plus the ballpark AND a basketball arena, could fit in just a few of the Sox lots
People walking down a touristy commercial corridor with lots of patio seating. There’s a parking structure in the distance at the end of the corridor.
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Can she come back and investigate this morning’s train wreck in Springfield? The people need answers
NTSB Chairwoman Jennifer Homendy speaking to a bunch of Chicago officials on a CTA train
June 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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How did you know
May 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Hi, my name is Daniel. I like to ride my bike and yell in parking lots
📸 @peter.chicagobikesox.com
Riding my bike, smiling and wearing a purple bike sox shirt.
April 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM