Hot milk is, indeed, a ghastly thing and shouldn't be allowed. BUT: where do you stand on custard? Hot or cold?

Like Woody Allen's "early, funny ones", I have a preference for Cronenberg's "early, gloopy ones". My top two are always VIDEODROME and RABID, followed by SCANNERS; possibly THE FLY as well but I haven't seen it in a long time.

I rewatched COBRA last week and laughed pretty much the whole way through: yes, it's morally very dubious, but damn if it isn't frequently hilarious. And the action sequences are pretty decently staged.