Streatham Rovers Football Club
@streathamrovers.bsky.social
Non-league football club in South London. Proud founder members of the Xtermin8 Rat Poison Football League. #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #WhatAClubWhatAnEthos #COYBIPAG #AubergineArmy #ThinkAboutGoals #FootballFamily
Yes, Gary Desmond, age 48, I'm talking about you. Nearly twenty emails we've received from him today begging us to do a mother's day post. This is supposed to be my day off.
March 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yes, Gary Desmond, age 48, I'm talking about you. Nearly twenty emails we've received from him today begging us to do a mother's day post. This is supposed to be my day off.
Oh so you assume that was because of the boots? Maybe he broke the gaffa's 96 hour pre-match sex ban? Did you consider that?
March 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh so you assume that was because of the boots? Maybe he broke the gaffa's 96 hour pre-match sex ban? Did you consider that?
Probably broken though. Stupid animal.
February 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Probably broken though. Stupid animal.
(This bit isn't part of the Official Club Statement, just a personal plea by me Terry Banner awardwinning #SRFC Social Media Admin)
The hydrotherapy pool and the cash is absolutely essential. PLEASE don't take it away. @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I'm on my knees here begging you.
The hydrotherapy pool and the cash is absolutely essential. PLEASE don't take it away. @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I'm on my knees here begging you.
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
(This bit isn't part of the Official Club Statement, just a personal plea by me Terry Banner awardwinning #SRFC Social Media Admin)
The hydrotherapy pool and the cash is absolutely essential. PLEASE don't take it away. @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I'm on my knees here begging you.
The hydrotherapy pool and the cash is absolutely essential. PLEASE don't take it away. @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I'm on my knees here begging you.
We (the current Club Committee) believe it commenced when former owner & chairman Cedric Topper began writing anti-communist columns in the match day programmes.
The money, which amounts to around £10k a year, mostly goes towards the costs of running our hydrotherapy pool. (2/2)
The money, which amounts to around £10k a year, mostly goes towards the costs of running our hydrotherapy pool. (2/2)
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
We (the current Club Committee) believe it commenced when former owner & chairman Cedric Topper began writing anti-communist columns in the match day programmes.
The money, which amounts to around £10k a year, mostly goes towards the costs of running our hydrotherapy pool. (2/2)
The money, which amounts to around £10k a year, mostly goes towards the costs of running our hydrotherapy pool. (2/2)
We want this Pete Brooksbank character tracked down. Let him explain his actions fully via the Greyhound Lane stadium tanoy system on the pitch at half-time instead of hiding away like a cowardly weasel in the pages of some barely read football magazine.
January 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
We want this Pete Brooksbank character tracked down. Let him explain his actions fully via the Greyhound Lane stadium tanoy system on the pitch at half-time instead of hiding away like a cowardly weasel in the pages of some barely read football magazine.
Somebody must have slandered Streatham Rovers Football Club. Without having done anything wrong, we have been well and truly fingered as some sort of byword for corruption and illegality in semi-professional football... like a dog!
It's a total disgrace.
It's a total disgrace.
January 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Somebody must have slandered Streatham Rovers Football Club. Without having done anything wrong, we have been well and truly fingered as some sort of byword for corruption and illegality in semi-professional football... like a dog!
It's a total disgrace.
It's a total disgrace.
That's what football's all about at the end of the day 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
That's what football's all about at the end of the day 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
He's a cybertroll
January 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
He's a cybertroll
We will push for some form of pulverised mammals whatever kit supplier we end up with 👍
January 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We will push for some form of pulverised mammals whatever kit supplier we end up with 👍
Would like to issue a minor correction: having re-read the email it turns out we have in fact signed a kit supply deal with a firm called "Adihash".
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Would like to issue a minor correction: having re-read the email it turns out we have in fact signed a kit supply deal with a firm called "Adihash".
We were absolutely delighted to welcome Bradley Walsh's son onto the pitch to draw the lucky winner of today's Half-Time Meat Raffle. Awooga!
January 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We were absolutely delighted to welcome Bradley Walsh's son onto the pitch to draw the lucky winner of today's Half-Time Meat Raffle. Awooga!
I'm going to do a review of 2024 to keep you all up to date as soon as the washing machine is fixed. But please don't interpret this as Streatham Rovers Football Club moving over to Bluesky. The Club Committee think Elon Musk is doing an absolutely fantastic job 👍
December 29, 2024 at 12:06 PM
I'm going to do a review of 2024 to keep you all up to date as soon as the washing machine is fixed. But please don't interpret this as Streatham Rovers Football Club moving over to Bluesky. The Club Committee think Elon Musk is doing an absolutely fantastic job 👍