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Chat, I think evil Larry is out to get me
May 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Manager pmo so might crash out later
May 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Might crash out cuz what do u mean ur gonna sing “r u mine?” by arctic monkeys and then basically reject me the next day
April 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Gonna cry later cuz someone was mean to me
March 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Love getting paid to hold up my phone flashlight cuz the power’s out
March 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s jover for me (no one wanted to make out with me at the club)
March 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Might call up evil larry if I don’t get enough attention today
February 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Life is roblox (got a free canes lemonade refill)
February 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’d just like some recognition for having good tits and delusions
February 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Roomate won’t stop shaking his ass in the middle of target (it’s a disease…or Shakira)
February 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Curing my depression one chipotle chip at a time
February 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Don’t get paid enough to get yelled at for doing my job
February 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
All my roommate knows is bitch, moan, and eat soy
February 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Smelt smoke and got worried…turns out my roommate almost started a toaster fire
February 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“all my mornings are mondays stuck in an endless february”
-TS
February 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hope no one noticed that I cried in the bathroom cuz I’m so chronically lonely
February 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I would do so many evil things for her
February 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Forgot to take my unprescribed pills (my iron pill and multivitamin)
February 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I can’t believe they’re making me work at my job
January 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So white coded my long distance bestie forgot denaturalization could affect me
January 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Currently driving a clown car while mine gets fixed
January 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Trying to act normal in front of customers as if I didn’t just cry in the bathroom cuz someone was mean to me
January 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Everyone hates me (my long distance friend didn’t answer my call)
January 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Quit looking at me with them big ole eyes
January 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
One of my roommates has a boy over, the other is talking to one on the phone, and I’m eating a big bowl of spaghetti
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM