strayster2
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I climb mountains and I have a cat named Buttercup
*laughing villainously as I drive across an empty parking lot*
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
*laughing villainously as I drive across an empty parking lot*
That Commanders game was evil. Missed touchdown opportunity on 4th down because Ertz slipped, then a huge sack on 3rd down to get it back, only to be followed by a muffed point and subsequent loss in OT. Just brutal.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
That Commanders game was evil. Missed touchdown opportunity on 4th down because Ertz slipped, then a huge sack on 3rd down to get it back, only to be followed by a muffed point and subsequent loss in OT. Just brutal.
"Hey LeBron James, you play basketball, so my question is this: What is it like in a football locker room after a game-winning kickoff return touchdown?"
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Hey LeBron James, you play basketball, so my question is this: What is it like in a football locker room after a game-winning kickoff return touchdown?"
Today was a good day.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Today was a good day.
October is a good time to be a sports fan.
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
October is a good time to be a sports fan.
I have seen way too many runners left in scoring position in my day
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I have seen way too many runners left in scoring position in my day
Really terrible ballroom. "The Epstein Ballroom", they're calling it.
October 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Really terrible ballroom. "The Epstein Ballroom", they're calling it.
No monkeys were shocked during the recording of this Peter Gabriel song
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No monkeys were shocked during the recording of this Peter Gabriel song
The Doritos Locos Taco has been sound longer than the confederacy.
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The Doritos Locos Taco has been sound longer than the confederacy.
"AI model predicts man or zone defense".
Thanks, AI model. Those are definitely the different kinds of defense.
Thanks, AI model. Those are definitely the different kinds of defense.
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"AI model predicts man or zone defense".
Thanks, AI model. Those are definitely the different kinds of defense.
Thanks, AI model. Those are definitely the different kinds of defense.
If I was a biologist/botanist with a YouTube channel I would end every video asking people to "Lichen subscribe"
October 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If I was a biologist/botanist with a YouTube channel I would end every video asking people to "Lichen subscribe"
Friday the 13ths are fine and I don't know why they get a bad rap.
Monday the 13ths are where the real shitty shit happens.
Monday the 13ths are where the real shitty shit happens.
October 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Friday the 13ths are fine and I don't know why they get a bad rap.
Monday the 13ths are where the real shitty shit happens.
Monday the 13ths are where the real shitty shit happens.
Jayden Daniels is throwing the ball really well and I love to see it.
October 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jayden Daniels is throwing the ball really well and I love to see it.
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
Thank you sports for being on TV.
October 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Thank you sports for being on TV.
I know this isn't a hot take by now, but I want to record this thought somewhere.
At this point, I would not be surprised if the midterm elections in 2026 are delayed or cancelled due to some "state of emergency".
At this point, I would not be surprised if the midterm elections in 2026 are delayed or cancelled due to some "state of emergency".
October 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I know this isn't a hot take by now, but I want to record this thought somewhere.
At this point, I would not be surprised if the midterm elections in 2026 are delayed or cancelled due to some "state of emergency".
At this point, I would not be surprised if the midterm elections in 2026 are delayed or cancelled due to some "state of emergency".
As a kid I remember hearing the lyric "Slowly walking down the hall/Faster than a cannonball" and thinking "Psh, you can't do that" and feeling smart.
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
As a kid I remember hearing the lyric "Slowly walking down the hall/Faster than a cannonball" and thinking "Psh, you can't do that" and feeling smart.
Until just this very moment, I thought Bad Bunny was a girl.
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Until just this very moment, I thought Bad Bunny was a girl.
Love PrimeVision for the Thursday night games, but I wish Sam Schwartzstein would talk less. He adds nothing interesting.
September 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Love PrimeVision for the Thursday night games, but I wish Sam Schwartzstein would talk less. He adds nothing interesting.
This early slate of games has been RIDICULOUS geez
September 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This early slate of games has been RIDICULOUS geez
Packers look real good. Anything less than the NFC Championship game feels like a disappointment for how stacked and ready to go they seem.
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Packers look real good. Anything less than the NFC Championship game feels like a disappointment for how stacked and ready to go they seem.