straysatyrs 🐭🔞
@straysatyrs.bsky.social
squeaky/sped-up voice / size account 🔞 ♫ do you know what i mean? i'll admit, i can be difficult to understand ♫
(mousegirl, 22)
(mousegirl, 22)
💭 pawprint-shaped pasties
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
💭 pawprint-shaped pasties
#oonaQnA
yay ! yay ! rolls around the cube like bloxorz. whenever i solve a puzzle i get to eat a little bit. i have to choose which bits to eat so it can roll in the correct way for the next puzzle. hey what nutrients did you put in it anywa[cartoon boing sfx, 50% pitch]
yay ! yay ! rolls around the cube like bloxorz. whenever i solve a puzzle i get to eat a little bit. i have to choose which bits to eat so it can roll in the correct way for the next puzzle. hey what nutrients did you put in it anywa[cartoon boing sfx, 50% pitch]
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
#oonaQnA
yay ! yay ! rolls around the cube like bloxorz. whenever i solve a puzzle i get to eat a little bit. i have to choose which bits to eat so it can roll in the correct way for the next puzzle. hey what nutrients did you put in it anywa[cartoon boing sfx, 50% pitch]
yay ! yay ! rolls around the cube like bloxorz. whenever i solve a puzzle i get to eat a little bit. i have to choose which bits to eat so it can roll in the correct way for the next puzzle. hey what nutrients did you put in it anywa[cartoon boing sfx, 50% pitch]
#oonaQnA
i think the strat would be to make everything a girl. so the sphere of where Reality used to be seems to shrink until it no longer encompasses anything, and nothing has to obey the laws of reality anymore
i think the strat would be to make everything a girl. so the sphere of where Reality used to be seems to shrink until it no longer encompasses anything, and nothing has to obey the laws of reality anymore
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
#oonaQnA
i think the strat would be to make everything a girl. so the sphere of where Reality used to be seems to shrink until it no longer encompasses anything, and nothing has to obey the laws of reality anymore
i think the strat would be to make everything a girl. so the sphere of where Reality used to be seems to shrink until it no longer encompasses anything, and nothing has to obey the laws of reality anymore
i like the idea of "training" in kink, it's like i'm pranking you to have the same autism i do :3 squeaky voices in the wild jumpscare you, you can understand me with the filter cranked up, you intuitively know how fast something like 3x is
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i like the idea of "training" in kink, it's like i'm pranking you to have the same autism i do :3 squeaky voices in the wild jumpscare you, you can understand me with the filter cranked up, you intuitively know how fast something like 3x is
i'm in a server for people into inhaling actual physical helium, and it's kinda sad seeing how inconvenient it is to source, it makes me feel a little lucky being into speed/pitch ^^;
like, it's just gotten so prohibitively expensive now... for more info, google "helium inflation"
like, it's just gotten so prohibitively expensive now... for more info, google "helium inflation"
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i'm in a server for people into inhaling actual physical helium, and it's kinda sad seeing how inconvenient it is to source, it makes me feel a little lucky being into speed/pitch ^^;
like, it's just gotten so prohibitively expensive now... for more info, google "helium inflation"
like, it's just gotten so prohibitively expensive now... for more info, google "helium inflation"
pro tip: if someone in vc has a voice changer on then asking them to repeat themself like 3 times becomes a cute reminder of how silly they sound and Not you being shit at audio processing
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
pro tip: if someone in vc has a voice changer on then asking them to repeat themself like 3 times becomes a cute reminder of how silly they sound and Not you being shit at audio processing
"does anyone want to play chmess with me? it's like chess but the king moves at 2x speed. ever since it became my cutie mark i figured out it's actually the answer to everything"
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"does anyone want to play chmess with me? it's like chess but the king moves at 2x speed. ever since it became my cutie mark i figured out it's actually the answer to everything"
if i had executive function i'd make sped up video essays. i wouldn't acknowledge it, it wouldn't relate to the content, and it would actively get in the way of presenting information
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if i had executive function i'd make sped up video essays. i wouldn't acknowledge it, it wouldn't relate to the content, and it would actively get in the way of presenting information
shoutout to audacity's time tracks btw. deeply horny feature
(in case you'd also like to try: it was first sped up to 2x, then two exponential ramps¹ were stacked on top of it, going from 1~2x and 1~2.5x)
¹ that is, the plot of pre-image time vs. log(speed) is a line
¹ that is, the plot of pre-image time vs. log(speed) is a line
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
shoutout to audacity's time tracks btw. deeply horny feature
yesterday i spent 3 hours trying to figure out an exact equation for the speed a speed-ramped video my friend made was at
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
yesterday i spent 3 hours trying to figure out an exact equation for the speed a speed-ramped video my friend made was at
Reposted by straysatyrs 🐭🔞
"[extremely difficult to understand] Dude you're playing like shit give me the controller."
"Sorry Fliss what was that? :3333 Care to repeat yourself?"
"[SPEAKER PEAKING NOISE]"
"Sorry Fliss what was that? :3333 Care to repeat yourself?"
"[SPEAKER PEAKING NOISE]"
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"[extremely difficult to understand] Dude you're playing like shit give me the controller."
"Sorry Fliss what was that? :3333 Care to repeat yourself?"
"[SPEAKER PEAKING NOISE]"
"Sorry Fliss what was that? :3333 Care to repeat yourself?"
"[SPEAKER PEAKING NOISE]"
Reposted by straysatyrs 🐭🔞
Reposted by straysatyrs 🐭🔞
it feels good to be enough of a spectacle to be gossiped about
April 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it feels good to be enough of a spectacle to be gossiped about
for a brief moment, an instance of these recordings was used in a speedplay youtube video, as an arbitrary sped-up voice to get off to, before i found out and told them to delete it
(and, of course, here's me reading this thread out loud >w<)
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
for a brief moment, an instance of these recordings was used in a speedplay youtube video, as an arbitrary sped-up voice to get off to, before i found out and told them to delete it
it's pronounced /uːnǝ kjuːnǝ/ btw
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
it's pronounced /uːnǝ kjuːnǝ/ btw
#oonaQnA
,,, given a nonstandard uppies method to keep me off the floor of a party, becoming a bauble paraded around to other guests, being told to introduce myself in my uselessly high-pitched and slightly muffled voice >//<
,,, given a nonstandard uppies method to keep me off the floor of a party, becoming a bauble paraded around to other guests, being told to introduce myself in my uselessly high-pitched and slightly muffled voice >//<
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
#oonaQnA
,,, given a nonstandard uppies method to keep me off the floor of a party, becoming a bauble paraded around to other guests, being told to introduce myself in my uselessly high-pitched and slightly muffled voice >//<
,,, given a nonstandard uppies method to keep me off the floor of a party, becoming a bauble paraded around to other guests, being told to introduce myself in my uselessly high-pitched and slightly muffled voice >//<
#oonaQnA
hi, i'd say it's alright!
recently got back on my ADHD meds, so i'm still adjusting to that a bit, but having less brain fog is really nice
general body health still isn't great, but magnesium supplements seem to be keeping it in a manageable holding pattern ^-^
hi, i'd say it's alright!
recently got back on my ADHD meds, so i'm still adjusting to that a bit, but having less brain fog is really nice
general body health still isn't great, but magnesium supplements seem to be keeping it in a manageable holding pattern ^-^
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
#oonaQnA
hi, i'd say it's alright!
recently got back on my ADHD meds, so i'm still adjusting to that a bit, but having less brain fog is really nice
general body health still isn't great, but magnesium supplements seem to be keeping it in a manageable holding pattern ^-^
hi, i'd say it's alright!
recently got back on my ADHD meds, so i'm still adjusting to that a bit, but having less brain fog is really nice
general body health still isn't great, but magnesium supplements seem to be keeping it in a manageable holding pattern ^-^
#oonaQnA
awaa sorry about all the sentences i just randomly say out loud with no context
also, i can't think what activities would be good on my body... if you're anywhere near my left index finger i've got this little embedded piece of pencil lead you could explore like the wreck of the titanic
awaa sorry about all the sentences i just randomly say out loud with no context
also, i can't think what activities would be good on my body... if you're anywhere near my left index finger i've got this little embedded piece of pencil lead you could explore like the wreck of the titanic
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#oonaQnA
awaa sorry about all the sentences i just randomly say out loud with no context
also, i can't think what activities would be good on my body... if you're anywhere near my left index finger i've got this little embedded piece of pencil lead you could explore like the wreck of the titanic
awaa sorry about all the sentences i just randomly say out loud with no context
also, i can't think what activities would be good on my body... if you're anywhere near my left index finger i've got this little embedded piece of pencil lead you could explore like the wreck of the titanic
#oonaQnA
good question :3
it used to really freak me out as a kid! i have a pretty big fear of messing with Communication; i always want to know what people are saying. and trying to understand a sped-up voice (+ not having good audio processing) could be really overstimulating to my autism (1/3)
good question :3
it used to really freak me out as a kid! i have a pretty big fear of messing with Communication; i always want to know what people are saying. and trying to understand a sped-up voice (+ not having good audio processing) could be really overstimulating to my autism (1/3)
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#oonaQnA
good question :3
it used to really freak me out as a kid! i have a pretty big fear of messing with Communication; i always want to know what people are saying. and trying to understand a sped-up voice (+ not having good audio processing) could be really overstimulating to my autism (1/3)
good question :3
it used to really freak me out as a kid! i have a pretty big fear of messing with Communication; i always want to know what people are saying. and trying to understand a sped-up voice (+ not having good audio processing) could be really overstimulating to my autism (1/3)
To generalize, take 𝑓⁻¹∘𝑔ₛ∘𝑓, where 𝑓 is a function mapping people to puddles, and 𝑔 is the addition of a solute 𝑠.
Exercise: Evaluate for each 𝑠.
a. helium
b. shrinking potion
c. latex
d. whole milk
e. 𝑓(𝑝), where 𝑝 was a person
f. magnetic stir bar
Exercise: Evaluate for each 𝑠.
a. helium
b. shrinking potion
c. latex
d. whole milk
e. 𝑓(𝑝), where 𝑝 was a person
f. magnetic stir bar
infuses you with helium
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
To generalize, take 𝑓⁻¹∘𝑔ₛ∘𝑓, where 𝑓 is a function mapping people to puddles, and 𝑔 is the addition of a solute 𝑠.
Exercise: Evaluate for each 𝑠.
a. helium
b. shrinking potion
c. latex
d. whole milk
e. 𝑓(𝑝), where 𝑝 was a person
f. magnetic stir bar
Exercise: Evaluate for each 𝑠.
a. helium
b. shrinking potion
c. latex
d. whole milk
e. 𝑓(𝑝), where 𝑝 was a person
f. magnetic stir bar
infuses you with helium
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
infuses you with helium
this screenshot lives in my mind
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
this screenshot lives in my mind
one of these days i'm gonna forget to turn the voice changer off and it'll be a complete trainwreck
which like, it Shouldn't, it's the easiest thing ever to play cool about, but i'm terrible at lying, and i don't think i'd be able to hide how mortified i was -w-;
which like, it Shouldn't, it's the easiest thing ever to play cool about, but i'm terrible at lying, and i don't think i'd be able to hide how mortified i was -w-;
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
one of these days i'm gonna forget to turn the voice changer off and it'll be a complete trainwreck
which like, it Shouldn't, it's the easiest thing ever to play cool about, but i'm terrible at lying, and i don't think i'd be able to hide how mortified i was -w-;
which like, it Shouldn't, it's the easiest thing ever to play cool about, but i'm terrible at lying, and i don't think i'd be able to hide how mortified i was -w-;
