Straylow
@straylow.bsky.social
⏳️🧙♂️ ● He/Him ○ Professional Designer @ Stantec 🏢 2016 NDSU Arch Grad 💻 Proud cat dad 🐈 Gaming enthusiast 🎮
No, you're scared. And full of salt.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
No, you're scared. And full of salt.
NO, YOU'RE ALL DOING IT. YOU LOST.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
NO, YOU'RE ALL DOING IT. YOU LOST.
Herbed oyster crackers are good. But they ain't plain.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Herbed oyster crackers are good. But they ain't plain.
If saltines are so good by themselves, how come no restaurant serves them?
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If saltines are so good by themselves, how come no restaurant serves them?
It's been more than 24 hours, who can really say.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's been more than 24 hours, who can really say.
We didn't start this.
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We didn't start this.
No, she agrees with me - we talked over dinner. No need for her to run. The battlefield is even now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No, she agrees with me - we talked over dinner. No need for her to run. The battlefield is even now.
Instead, we got the Plain White T's shake, which was just a vanilla shake with some toppings???
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Instead, we got the Plain White T's shake, which was just a vanilla shake with some toppings???
It's okay, I know @mochixtine.bsky.social has a history of paying for opinions.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's okay, I know @mochixtine.bsky.social has a history of paying for opinions.
Okay, yeah, but if I handed you a saltine with nothing on it, you gonna eat it or give me a look?
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Okay, yeah, but if I handed you a saltine with nothing on it, you gonna eat it or give me a look?
He's on mine, clearly.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
He's on mine, clearly.
This is like asking to be dehydrated cause it's fun to yearn for water.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This is like asking to be dehydrated cause it's fun to yearn for water.
Do you even put anything on them??
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Do you even put anything on them??
Yeah, we'll see. Besides the glasses, I would only need the black undershirt and purple tie. And yellow contacts??
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yeah, we'll see. Besides the glasses, I would only need the black undershirt and purple tie. And yellow contacts??
This is the first thing I see after waking up.
a pomeranian dog is sleeping on a couch next to a person .
ALT: a pomeranian dog is sleeping on a couch next to a person .
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November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is the first thing I see after waking up.
It's so beautiful. Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It's so beautiful. Thank you.