Kayla Hart
@straycunt.bsky.social
Duck balls
Intern @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Intern @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Every night before I go to sleep, at some point I picture myself hitting a home run, and not on purpose as some positive mindset task. Just me swinging a bat. Getting a dinger. Occasionally it's someone's head instead of a ball.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Every night before I go to sleep, at some point I picture myself hitting a home run, and not on purpose as some positive mindset task. Just me swinging a bat. Getting a dinger. Occasionally it's someone's head instead of a ball.
Theres not enough movies with long names. I won't stand for it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Theres not enough movies with long names. I won't stand for it.
The bad news is (gestures at everything)
The good news is i just noticed that the entire Walk Hard movie has been on youtube for 2 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5iN...
The good news is i just noticed that the entire Walk Hard movie has been on youtube for 2 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5iN...
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
YouTube video by Spar
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The bad news is (gestures at everything)
The good news is i just noticed that the entire Walk Hard movie has been on youtube for 2 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5iN...
The good news is i just noticed that the entire Walk Hard movie has been on youtube for 2 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5iN...
Pretty much every comedian in the background of the Marc Maron documentary did the Saudi show, it's weird
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Pretty much every comedian in the background of the Marc Maron documentary did the Saudi show, it's weird
A fun game to do is to look up what movies came out from 1998-2000 and guess if there is ska in the trailer
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A fun game to do is to look up what movies came out from 1998-2000 and guess if there is ska in the trailer
Im happy to report i can still picture this in his voice and laugh, I was worried I was gonna have to kms
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Im happy to report i can still picture this in his voice and laugh, I was worried I was gonna have to kms
🎵
Just wanna close my eyes/
Just wanna fall asleep/
Cause I hate this shit/
And I dont wanna do a thing
🎵
Just wanna close my eyes/
Just wanna fall asleep/
Cause I hate this shit/
And I dont wanna do a thing
🎵
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🎵
Just wanna close my eyes/
Just wanna fall asleep/
Cause I hate this shit/
And I dont wanna do a thing
🎵
Just wanna close my eyes/
Just wanna fall asleep/
Cause I hate this shit/
And I dont wanna do a thing
🎵
I had this Rolling Stone issue with Glee on the cover and seeing this photo again made me snort pumpkin spice latte (yeah i know) out my nose
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I had this Rolling Stone issue with Glee on the cover and seeing this photo again made me snort pumpkin spice latte (yeah i know) out my nose
Im not advocating a specific act but if you are carving a message into your specific act projectiles, Quiet Piggy would be funny
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Im not advocating a specific act but if you are carving a message into your specific act projectiles, Quiet Piggy would be funny
There's nothing in le rulebook that says Tobby can't hon hon hon
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There's nothing in le rulebook that says Tobby can't hon hon hon
You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen.
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen.
Do The Darkness have to go full Steel Panther to let some people know they are in on the joke
Foxy Shazam is like if The Darkness was in on the joke
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Do The Darkness have to go full Steel Panther to let some people know they are in on the joke
maybe this is just evidence of being mentally unhealthy but between AI, NFTs, and there being too much content generally even without those, my sense of the value of art has plummeted and it's become more difficult to enjoy most things.
i have various theories...
i have various theories...
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
maybe this is just evidence of being mentally unhealthy but between AI, NFTs, and there being too much content generally even without those, my sense of the value of art has plummeted and it's become more difficult to enjoy most things.
i have various theories...
i have various theories...
"You ever suck dick for Diet Coke?"
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"You ever suck dick for Diet Coke?"
I dont see any skeets saying Freakier Friday is a piece of shit so I guess thats my job
1.5 hamburgers out of 5
1.5 hamburgers out of 5
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I dont see any skeets saying Freakier Friday is a piece of shit so I guess thats my job
1.5 hamburgers out of 5
1.5 hamburgers out of 5
When The Creature tells Victor Frankenstein "I will make you humble"
Iron Sheik Mean Gene GIF
ALT: Iron Sheik Mean Gene GIF
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November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
When The Creature tells Victor Frankenstein "I will make you humble"
Predator Badlands has no balls and I feel like maybe it should have i dunno
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Predator Badlands has no balls and I feel like maybe it should have i dunno
If you cant see the Northern Lights its okay, just send your friends Windows Vista desktop backgrounds theyre just as good
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you cant see the Northern Lights its okay, just send your friends Windows Vista desktop backgrounds theyre just as good
I think we can trace the death of hanging out in person to the fall of the Guitar Hero and Rock Band franchises
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I think we can trace the death of hanging out in person to the fall of the Guitar Hero and Rock Band franchises
On behalf of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, we call for Chuck Schumer to resign
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
On behalf of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, we call for Chuck Schumer to resign
Checking in on the Senate Dems
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Checking in on the Senate Dems
I think its clear by now that ChatGPT is gonna shoot up a school
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I think its clear by now that ChatGPT is gonna shoot up a school
I thought maybe Id watch a Lil bit of basketball but then the designer of the NBA courts said "No you will not"
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I thought maybe Id watch a Lil bit of basketball but then the designer of the NBA courts said "No you will not"